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You think a Microsoft Alumni would have to fund his own lawsuit?This fat imbecile who left bad Yelp reviews for the free dentist at the hobo shelter is going to sue someone?
Good luck in court for your "harassment" suit when you spent all day every day calling people Nazi pedophiles and trying to get Leslie fired from her own company because she wouldn't accept the word of a similarly deranged, fat ugly lunatic. Oh yeah; then you got banned from Twitter for threatening to shoot people. Fuckin' retard.
how do you know that for sure?That's a permanent suspension, not a temporary lockout
Its funny to not see his reactions in its own way. I bet he hasnt bathed since his account got taken out. 14 years of losing arguments and looking like an asshole, all over.I’m about 90% sure that 80% of the reason he did this is so that KF and here would talk about him again.
I hate him so much.
Thank god she sees it. Shane Nokes is the kind of man who buys a dozen eggs and carefully injects them with his own semen and blood in a hypodermic needle, hoping to make a human-bird hybrid son he can be the first man on earth to fuck and kill.She's not worried legally, she's worried for her safety. Which is what Shane is going for.
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Those youtube videos were fun.Thank god she sees it. Shane Nokes is the kind of man who buys a dozen eggs and carefully injects them with his own semen and blood in a hypodermic needle, hoping to make a human-bird hybrid son he can be the first man on earth to fuck and kill.
I am genuinely shocked anyone got the reference.Those youtube videos were fun.
Lol this is going to set him off even more. He’s gonna start mailing letters to her like the Bjork stlaker.She's not worried legally, she's worried for her safety. Which is what Shane is going for.
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More like Pjork!!! See, because he's a large fella.Lol this is going to set him off even more. He’s gonna start mailing letters to her like the Bjork stlaker.
hmphhg
Imagine that big hairy tub of shit on fire, if he actually pulled it off? If he starts at the back, he has a fair chance.I can see him eventually picketing what I can only assume is the strip mall in which Leslie works. Maybe attempting self immolation, but grossly misunderstanding what it actually entails, and just burning himself with a lighter on the arm repeatedly.
Hopefully we get the same outcome.Lol this is going to set him off even more. He’s gonna start mailing letters to her like the Bjork stlaker.
hmphhg
Leslie strikes me as the type to have converted her 3rd bedroom into an office after her kid moved out. I'm house shopping right now and it's so common that they're now professionally staging bedrooms as awkward, slightly off-kilter home offices. It's pretty funny.I can see him eventually picketing what I can only assume is the strip mall in which Leslie works. Maybe attempting self immolation, but grossly misunderstanding what it actually entails, and just burning himself with a lighter on the arm repeatedly.
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