Say you’re white trash without saying you’re white trash

[ミスタースパーコル]

Local swill not good enough for you, eh bub?

He does enough swilling from the locals as it is.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I got my mom a thing to put in the microwave that covers your food

Completely pointless kitchen accessory, any woman will love it

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Completely pointless kitchen accessory, any woman will love it

I thought the point was to keep food that might explode from exploding all over the microwave.

 

[Chapel]

Thread needs more buckfast or as the natives in Glasgow call it gies a bottle of “ what you look you lookin ay, ya bastard?”

 

[BUBBLER]

Your aunt got big titties?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I've used the same quarter at Aldi for over a decade.

 

[Sputnik]

Nice diabetes stupid.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I got my mom scratch tickets for Christmas.

wawwt if the gifts we got them before go unopened and sit forever so we get tickets knowing they get used? Is that still trashy?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Got my wife a 4' candystick full of fireball.

 

[PickleRickle]

View attachment 172581Throwing up on my aunt’s floor tonight.

Hope you had a good night, chumski.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I went to an Opie and Anthony Virus Tour show.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Your aunt got big titties?

Be respectful awlroight!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I regret drinking an entire bottle of vodka yesterday.

 

[BUBBLER]

Soooo how were the titties

Be respectful awlroight!

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Soooo how were the titties

They say she's retarded. Them titties ain't retarded.