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Listen to that velvety smooth, crystal clear voice! It's not like he struggles with "Hey!" right from the very start of the promo or anything.
Be sure to tune in tomorrow and get ready for some f---wo-ks!
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Say what you want about Ant but you can't deny he still sounds amazing
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Listen to that velvety smooth, crystal clear voice! It's not like he struggles with "Hey!" right from the very start of the promo or anything.
Be sure to tune in tomorrow and get ready for some f---wo-ks!
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"It's Anthony Cumia 
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I hate the way he says that with that head tilt and look on his face like "Yeah...I'm back. I know you've all been waiting for it".
Nana, nobody knows who you are in 2025.
"I hate the way he says that with that head tilt and look on his face like "Yeah...I'm back. I know you've all been waiting for it".
Nana, nobody knows who you are in 2025.
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Download this app and maybe kiss you
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He must have gotten some top notch editors for that one. Fucking ribs. This is his big come back (in his mind) and it looks like something I edited as a kid 15 years ago.
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The world needs to know a chimney sweep's position on the tariffs. I hope they take calls.
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He really thinks he’s some suave entertainer from a times past. In reality he’s just some goofy old nigra."It's Anthony Cumia
I hate the way he says that with that head tilt and look on his face like "Yeah...I'm back. I know you've all been waiting for it".
Nana, nobody knows who you are in 2025.
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It looks like he put gel in his hair. It doesn’t have the birds nest appearance that normally appears. This show is going to be a real barn burner. I wonder how much of the show will be dedicated to Opie, Ant’s firing from Sirius, and impressions. Also included is brain dead comments on world affairs
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Anthony's face is so weird. He looks like he's screaming at the top of his lungs when he is just talking normally. It's a frightening, ghoulish look of anger and frustration. The brow crags make him look like a 400 year old gargoyle just shat him out as an aborted fetus. He looks bad, is what I'm saying.
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The way God made us, we ultimately come to resemble what's within our hearts. There's no such thing as secret sin - you wear whatever you are inside upon your countenance.
Anthony Cumia is a pedophile who is twisted and ugly on the inside, and his visage tells you this.
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I just think of him looking like a pauper dinosaur and saying "REEEEICH?!" that one time. I'm just autistic enough to remember it but not enough to archive/provide a link. Theatre of the mind, fellas!
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Jesus, he sounds like Leonard Nemoy in that Star Trek movie.
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"Cocksucker's Larynx", they call it, in medical circles. The endless jizz gulping wears down the lining of the throat, leaving the voice raspy and phlegmy.
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I used to think that maybe his voice was temporarily strained from all his drunken "haha holeee shit" and yelling while playing COD, but he sounds like this in every single clip now. He legitimately lost his voice.
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The last time he put any thought into his hair was the “uuhhhhnnnfiiiinded” announcement video for Compound Media. He thinks slicking his hair back makes him look professional, when it really makes him look like a parolee going in for his first job interview.
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He has that annoying screechiness now. It used to crop up here and there, but now it's stuck like that. He used to have a much smoother, more controlled timbre, and now his default voice has more of a hysterical, faggy tone. I'm assuming it's from all the faggotry, or maybe he has cancer or something.
HAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHIT it's a perfect description. "Uhhhh yes, I served time. Criminal sexual contact with a minor, and possession of child pornography. I'm obliged to inform you I am on "the list". I'm not a pervert anymore, and I never was. The heart meds I was on were messing with my head, but I'm fine now. I could probably get a note from my doctor".
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He looks like modern day Nimoy.