Saw the new Hellraiser

It kinda blew

Pamela Adlon's daughter, who goes by A'Zion instead of Adlon, is quite possibly the most Jewish-looking person on Earth. And I know what Adam Friedland looks like. Pinhead is played by a troon, alternately: a demonic fetishist is played by a demonic fetishist. There's some okay gore, but 2 hours is a long time for a Hellraiser movie. Especially a boring one with the most unlikeable characters imaginable. 3/10
That's her daughter? Makes sense. She looked like she was going to clip the pins off his face to sell for scrap
 
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The cenobites looked like generic space aliens to me.

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Look at troonhead. The mind doesn't easily make the connection the skin is flayed, or if it does, you don't really give a shit. It's not scary, or says much about the character.

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This bitch has her throat split open, maybe a modern version of the one who had a smoke in their throat? Either way, it's not packing the punch the cenobites had in the original movie.

Maybe it's just the lack of color in the movie overall, and all the gray / blue. There's also a sort of sexual and BDSM aspect missing from the current ones.
 
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OG Hellraiser (and the sequel) are still all-timers. Everything after that is garbage.
 
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