Saw a picture of a buff muscleman on my boss's phone when he tried to show me something

[johnnynoname]

ME?.............OWNED!!!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He's a real beanpole too so he's definitely the "girl" in whatever situations he gets into. Fuckin guy wants some roided-out freak to treat him like a piece of gym equipment. I don't think i can work today.

 

[johnnynoname]

YOU E.....fuck.....You ever think that he might be a nice fellow, though

it's like, he does his 9 to 5, punches the clock, goes home, beats his meat to pictures of Nick Bockwinkel, and doesn't harm anyone

 

[guest]

it's like, he does his 9 to 5, punches the clock, goes home, beats his meat to pictures of Nick Bockwinkel, and doesn't harm anyone

Is that how you justified your lifestyle to your dad when he told you look like a Puerto Rican whoo're ?

 

[johnnynoname]

Puerto Rican

this is the most offensive part

 

[Rick Roblinson]

its strange to think about how perverted people we have to interact with could be. you could be in a meeting with a higher up at work who goes home and shoves objects up his asshole all night, or get an equity sales pitch from a guy like Dan who huffs diapers.

 

[BUBBLER]

Mr. Gaynuts, you wouldn’t happen to be a…. muscular man, would you?

Me thinks your boss showing you that pic was no accident…

I think you’re missing an opportunity to get a raise…In fact I think you may be giving your boss a raise…

 

[BUBBLER]

Only extreme perverts don’t have boner issues when they get old.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The same thing happened to me with an old boss, but it was swastikas and some tattoo bitch dressed like a sexy SS officer.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Mr. Gaynuts, you wouldn’t happen to be a…. muscular man, would you?

Me thinks your boss showing you that pic was no accident…

I think you’re missing an opportunity to get a raise…I’m fact I think you may be giving your boss a raise…

No, I'm thin like a runner. I am a beautiful boy though, very sexy. Extremely sexy.

 

[AntSucks]

Is he into fitness? Maybe it's a goal body or something. Or maybe a friend sent it to him because it's a guy she's dating. Lots of reasonable explanation. Don't let Hollywood fool you into thinking homosexuality is common. It's <3%

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Is he into fitness? Maybe it's a goal body or something. Or maybe a friend sent it to him because it's a guy she's dating. Lots of reasonable explanation. Don't let Hollywood fool you into thinking homosexuality is common. It's <3%

Dude this guy is an obvious faggot, i didn't need to see the muscleman picture

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Is he into fitness? Maybe it's a goal body or something. Or maybe a friend sent it to him because it's a guy she's dating. Lots of reasonable explanation. Don't let Hollywood fool you into thinking homosexuality is common. It's <3%

<3

"Not everyone's a fag" then you post a

 

[johnnynoname]

you wouldn’t happen to be a…. muscular man, would you?

fitness?

Puerto Rican

the straightest thing in this thread is that picture of Morrissey on the first page

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I worked with a guy who was a little strange. Like, he seemed to pay a bit more attention to the younger, male staff members then was necessary. I used his computer once and so immediately hit up YouTube to screw around. He was logged to his account that was primarily used to look at muscle videos. Hundreds and hundreds of men flexing for the camera, probably thinking they're making "gym motivation" content, when actually a sixty year old obese man is using them for when it's time to pull on his prick. The guy was the white equivalent of Purple Aki.

Also, his surname was McManus. Not even joking.

I was using this autistic guy's PC in a research lab, I go to Reddit and it autofills an androgynous tranny subreddit.

Never talked to that nigga or used his PC again

 

[Stent]

He was testing the waters with you.

 

[Africa.com]

Mr. Gaynuts, you wouldn’t happen to be a…. muscular man, would you?

Me thinks your boss showing you that pic was no accident…

I think you’re missing an opportunity to get a raise…In fact I think you may be giving your boss a raise…

Nice me thinks, stupid

 

[BUBBLER]

Nice me thinks, stupid

You really are fucking retarded, huh?

 

[Africa.com]

You really are fucking retarded, huh?

What's wrong with perchance, writester

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

You really are fucking retarded, huh?

It's one word, dummy