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Still cracks me up that pat pretty much owes the majority of their PPP loans to quasi now.
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I volunteer. As a non-American I wonder what felony charges I'd being facing afterwards.
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If one happens to find its way to Pats shitstang or fag cycle, would that be considered vandalism?
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ngl i figured the fun would fizzle out after the Josiah tapes. I was so wrong
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I don't think any brothermen are in Chengdu, but good idea. SFWA outmaneuvers us again by putting their Con in the stupidest possible location.
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This is truly amazing. How’s the traffic looking for the site?
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Sprinkle them around brotherman!
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Owen didn't really come through that well on the print because...well, you know.
I assume you're at the Con passing these out, strewing them about. Fucking hilarious and ballsy but serious question: What's the plan IF Pat actually catches you in the act or winds up making you, and trails you as you're gingerly putting cards between door frames and on doorhandles?
I assume you're at the Con passing these out, strewing them about. Fucking hilarious and ballsy but serious question: What's the plan IF Pat actually catches you in the act or winds up making you, and trails you as you're gingerly putting cards between door frames and on doorhandles?
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at worst they can ask him to leave the convention, but if he's a guest i'm not sure there's much they can do besides complain to the hotel. Though I don't see pat's fat ass sneaking up on anyone, I don't think his tradecraft is this advanced.
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Pay a rando to hand them out and watch fatty get arrested for felony assault.
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ringa ronga blathaman!
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He's having one of those cards dusted for prints at the FBI building lol.
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o my god..... hhhhhahaha
this fucking bit
this fucking bit
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If anything the Conference may have enough and kick Fatrick out...boy would that ruin his X-mas and new years.
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Fatrick will demand to see the security footage to ID the felon, who is committing felonious card-leaving
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Nigga, please. I ain’t worried about that bitch
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I want you to know you are a hero. You have brought so much happiness and laughter into my life.
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Cops ain’t give a shit about a damn thang in this town since BLM and “defund tha po-lice”.
anyway, ain’t none of my prints on these muthafuckas, I take precautions nigguh
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I ain’t into that gay shit