Saturday fun with Patrick

[JesseTheGovernor]

“I can’t wait to date your second, better wife” is going to stick in his craw until his fat heart gives out.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" They threatened me with buying a round of beers and laughing."

 

[Raymond]

I also learned that Niki, Rona, and Mama Raven would all kill me on sight.

That faggot has a child's grasp on what it means to take a life.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"Niki will force your head up her cunt. The fumes will kill you instantly, child. This is how we execute African-American children, which is ironic when you think about it, stlaker."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I take it he’s saying the word “neutralized” because he is feeling like he’s some big movie action star

Its self defense lingo. You woudnt understand.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I don't know the answer, but I would like to have sex with the average looking Asian chick in your avatar if that is possible.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Kudos, you got a new catchphrase from him, "your name". Good work.

What other hapless comedy club owners can we convince him to libel?

 

[peckafacce]

What other hapless comedy club owners can we convince him to libel?

Adam Eget? Not the owner, but manager

 

[Snake]

She will kill me with kisses.

 

[Udders]

I was really hoping at the end of a 100 reply text chain he came out with 'You have been instructed to stop contacting this number, federal crime, etc etc.'

 

[LongIslandchomper]

"She will gladly kill you on site" and "what's your name"

Lmao, this is some of the best milk he's produced in a while. Piggy must've been hungover and ornery this morning.

I hope we have him so paranoid that he goes ape shit and attacks some rando just saying hi to him at the bar.

 

[Mikekeke]

He really sees himself and Nikki as Neo and Trinity from The Matrix. He probably thinks of twitter as the cyber world he needs to wake people up in. Stuck in the late 90s wannabe badass.

 

[guest]

I was really hoping at the end of a 100 reply text chain he came out with 'You have been instructed to stop contacting this number, federal crime, etc etc.'

He did.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Lol great shit. The wife's a good angle to push his buttons

 

[Udders]

He did.
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Oh Christ, my stomach.

 

[PeteRose]

I wonder if he actually believes someone would get arrested for waking up to him and saying hi?

i really am tempted to walk in one day and say "hey rick, writing hard or hardly writing big guy"

if only i ever had a reason to visit the middle of nowhere.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

So fucking funny. Looks like me and Dan are going to have a tag team match to the death against Nikki and Pat at spring training now. Someone see what our good friend JR'S opinion is on this

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat went full self preservation already. He is taking swings at anyone that questions him on twitter. Its great.

 

[guest]

Pat went full self preservation already. He is taking swings at anyone that questions him on twitter. Its great.

He's also obese.

 

[kingship75]

So fucking funny. Looks like me and Dan are going to have a tag team match to the death against Nikki and Pat at spring training now. Someone see what our good friend JR'S opinion is on this

Niki might legit get a couple good shots in.