Salted Earth Truffle, comment?

[porquedealer]

Hey pat here's a screenplay for you.

"Waiting for the Paperwork"
It's written from the perspective of multiple parties who are all "waiting for paperwork" to be completed and their stories intertwine.

Pat - awaits the fbi to complete their paperwork and imprison the stlaker children
Lynne/nikki - divorce paperwork
quasi - court paperwork to proceed on collections
comedy dickheads - any/all of the above and more GPA, Arrest reports etc.

 

[NoBacon]

Salted truffle has earned the benefit of the doubt but if he’s lying / fell for a source that is a kiwifarms user or something then he CAN LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Salted truffle has earned the benefit of the doubt

How

 

[guest]

Why is Niki not being text bombarded for comment?

 

[NoBacon]

How

Hasn’t had a history of being a fag, seems a good brother man. Not at all like @Jenna.

 

[Jenna]

Hasn’t had a history of being a fag, seems a good brother man. Not at all like @Jenna.

 

[NoBacon]

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And?

 

[patrick is fat]

jenna ortega looks prepubescent and being attracted to her is pretty weird.

 

[NoBacon]

jenna ortega looks prepubescent and being attracted to her is pretty weird.

His policy is never confirming his age because if he doesn’t then you can’t call him a freak for being obsessed with jailbait.

I suspect he’s 58 years old.

 

[Butterknife]

Salted truffle has earned the benefit of the doubt

Huh?

 

[SFWA liaison]

I just hope Truffle didn't just read too much into stumbling into Nikki alone in the wild away from Pat. The Pig isn't welcome at the Robinson's so it's to be expected that she's alone while visiting family.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

We should keep tally of posters who do FAGGOT gay op teases of nonexistent info - having their custom subtitle replaced with a permanent "LYING FAGGOT" or a Golden Star seems like a fair course.

It's one thing to trick Patrick, it's another to get the brothermen all excited and make dozens of vague posts teasing a big reveal, only to faggily "TEE HEE, I MADE IT UP LOL" one you've rib-farmed enough or gotten enough doting attention.

These people are gay fags who just want attention from other men on the internet. They want anonymous men to give them compliments for their tall tales. How fuckin GAY is that? May as well just come out at that point.

#HoldThemToAccount #DemocracyIsPrecious

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"TEE HEE, I MADE IT UP LOL"

I like this, or maybe just TEE HEE to keep things simple and thematic.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

His policy is never confirming his age because if he doesn’t then you can’t call him a freak for being obsessed with jailbait.

I suspect he’s 58 years old.

How very semitic of him.

 

[guest]

I sincerely hope that Dan is right, because I know it'll chap Rick's ever-expanding ass to have Dan be correct about anything.

 

[EraGodless]

No paperwork has been filed, though sourcing that is Dan’s strength. If he’s got the half-hovel under 24/7 surveillance he’ll be able to confirm Niki is nowhere in sight. No one is lying.

Fuck Pat and all, but having the dude's hovel under 24/7 surveillance is fucking psycho shit. It's a fridge too far.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Fuck Pat and all, but having the dude's hovel under 24/7 surveillance is fucking psycho shit. It's a fridge too far.

I wasn’t being serious. At the same time, it wouldn’t surprise me as he’s one of the hardest working independent journalists of our generation.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Maybe she's just taking a break from their niggery lack of AC

You saw how greasy her hair and face were

 

[EraGodless]

Maybe she's just taking a break from their niggery lack of AC

You saw how greasy her hair and face were

She looked absolutely shot on two broadcasts on national syndication for an issue that has been plaguing them for close to five years. They were going to get their voices heard-- she looked like she would rather be in a Mexican cartel snuff video. Twice. It's all over but the crying (and papers being filed).

 

[FurBurger]

We should keep tally of posters who do FAGGOT gay op teases of nonexistent info - having their custom subtitle replaced with a permanent "LYING FAGGOT" or a Golden Star seems like a fair course.

It's one thing to trick Patrick, it's another to get the brothermen all excited and make dozens of vague posts teasing a big reveal, only to faggily "TEE HEE, I MADE IT UP LOL" one you've rib-farmed enough or gotten enough doting attention.

These people are gay fags who just want attention from other men on the internet. They want anonymous men to give them compliments for their tall tales. How fuckin GAY is that? May as well just come out at that point.

#HoldThemToAccount #DemocracyIsPrecious

Do you have a list of these people? I mean, just the ones you've noticed in the five months since you joined, obviously.