Hello, Twitter users. Some of you are probably asking yourselves “why is Patrick S. Tomlinson the target of online trolls?
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Here’s a starter sample. Just a taste.
Here we see Patrick engaging with someone who was absolutely polite but disagreed with Patrick's wild hyperbole. What did Pat do? Agree to disagree? LOL as if. No, Pat spent literally HOURS following the guy around twitter calling him "wee dick" or "tiny dick" in every reply until he was eventually threatened with being reported and then deleted hundreds of "wee dick" Tweets. I managed to save one before he got them all.
Here Patrick gently threatened to punch this man's teeth out for disagreeing with him.
Here's Patrick deciding who is and who isn't black. No reason for him to trust your word if you disagree with him, child. He called him a child because that's what he was!
More delightful Tomlinson debating. Boy, it really is hard to imagine why people might think he's a dickhead, huh?
Why would anyone want to troll this man?!
What an ally!
Here we see Pat making a rape joke and trying to pin it on a magical friend who is never named. As you can see, he is NOT a fan of being told something isn't okay.
Oh, BTW. here's Pat in his own words admitting he signed away all parental rights to his only child. So the next time he denies it why not ask him why he said he did on his own blog then?
Clearly the words of a man who has never instigated in his life. (EDIT*) This was said in response to an article suggesting it was time to forgive people in your lives who voted for Trump the first time. Pat believes actual family is worthless when compared to the most important thing in the world - Twitter likes.
LOL Raping people's moms to win Twitter fights is so cool and funny! This guy is the most likable person on earth!
And finally, no matter what Pat says, he's already explained that WE work for HIM and he SINCERELY HOPES we never stop. Oopsie Doodles.