Did he blow all of his money? He didn’t seem like a cumia, he must have put a few million away.
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russell brand goes to mass and comes out as a christian
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Yeah, so he claims. His dick looks too small to even work for sex. Lick me 'elmet, love.
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I forgot about his terrible talk show on FX
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likely lost a few quid from paying hush money to some of the women he’s (allegedly) assaulted
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I wonder how many phallic objects/fingers have been shoved in his asshole
He stunk, the reason all YouTubers shout into a camera is to emulate him with his faggot accent
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That shit was great. Steve Jones was all pervy trying to get these girls to make out and Noel Gallagher came on and shit all over his show.
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He was great in Sarah Marshall and it was fun hearing Oasis references in something. He was cool as fuck when I met him and Noel Gallagher and if Noely G is friends with him he's cool with me. I've always found him charming and funny and love stupid British nonsense. All through the first year of Coronavirus I watched his Youtube channel...he was one of the few besides Ian Brown to talk about the real shit of it all. Then he starts veering more and more into right wing matrix shit...fine whatever....then I see this last month he's "Christian" now? Absolutely disgusting. A couple dumb whores accuse him of 'aving some fanny (pack) fun with them and he's got to do a bunch of damage control? He lives on his own compound with a swarm of bees...just be like "come get me motherfuckers, you'll 'ave a bit of bees on ya, won't ya Mr. Fella wicket man guy gobledygook Jibber Jaberwocky I dare ya, innit?!"
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I've encountered him twice irl. He's bigger than you'd think, not just tall, but surprisingly looks like he could handle himself. They say the camera adds weight, but irl he's not the lanky waif you see on-screen. Micro penis though
From what I've heard, he's very polite to men - no joke with that, it might even be out of fear, he's not confrontational - but with women, the assessment is, well, mixed. Everything from nice to unnerving. The type who can be respectful or way too touchy and in your space. I'm sure drugs and booze affect that. Or he just likes rape.
There's no "probably".
Are you still fucking here, you Gorilla-footed cunt?
He's been kind of persona non grata over here for some time. I can't say it's at the James Corden level yet, but most of us saw through his bullshit then, and it's far more obvious now.
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He was awesome til two years ago, now he's trying to do damage control badly.
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We must have had about four other threads about Russell Brand because I swear this is about the fourth time I've ready about how in awe you were at Russell Brand's physicality
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Lol, surprised more like it. I thought he'd be puny, but he was my height
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You must be even taller tan Milla Jovavich!
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Once you find god, you've always got someone in your corner going "it's okay, buddy, all's forgiven - they're the one's who are wrong. They don't understand our special relationship, but that's fine."
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I've got an inch on Joe! I'm a giant!!
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Russell Brand gets a second career while Blobby Kelly has been Catholic his entire life and he can't help but hit branches the way down (prolly cuz he's fat).
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Simon Amstell got him pretty good back when he was still funny. The Amstell years of Buzzcocks is one of the funniest things ever. Now I think he regrets being so cruel and there is no way such a mean-spirited show would be made today, especially when 99% of the people on it were white men.
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That bar is set so low in hell Q-mia managed to do it. They'll take literally anyone these days.
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Tribalism. It really is amazing that you can learn one belief about a person and be able to predict with great accuracy the rest of their closest held beliefs, their religious views, etc
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Sorry to hear it. Did you two still manage to dock?Micro penis though