Ron Perlman’s nemesis telling it like it is.

[guest]

Whats this fellas issue with Information Technology?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He reminds me of Richard Nikoley, if anyone is familiar with that goof. Except way stupider.

 

[guest]

"As much as I'd have loved to accommodate her with Mike-Tyson-like intimate contact..."

So Joe is threatening to eat this transgender person's pussy and rape them? Confusing sentence from Moo.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe's vivid little stories are always the same. He's out and about, living his idealistic, righteous American dream life, when suddenly he's confronted and/or inconvenienced by some sort of liberal outrage, which he always confronts, dismisses and triumphs over via his superior intellect, military-honed common sense, and good old-fashioned American "can do" gumption. In real life Joe is a sweaty, poorly-dressed, flabby-assed welfare cheat and professional mooch who busks for tips and thinks it’s a job, but in his fantasy life he's a civilian Sgt. Rock, doling out his special brand of conservative justice. He should collect them all and publish a book.

 

[StinkyShitter94]

I don’t know about all of you, but I think this need to be settled in court… THE PEOPLES COURT!

 

[Not bad]

Joe's vivid little stories are always the same. He's out and about, living his idealistic, righteous American dream life, when suddenly he's confronted and/or inconvenienced by some sort of liberal outrage, which he always confronts, dismisses and triumphs over via his superior intellect, military-honed common sense, and good old-fashioned American "can do" gumption. In real life Joe is a sweaty, poorly-dressed, flabby-assed welfare cheat and professional mooch who busks for tips and thinks it’s a job, but in his fantasy life he's a civilian Sgt. Rock, doling out his special brand of conservative justice. He should collect them all and publish a book.

I bet he never hesitates or just mumbles awkwardly and walks away when he gets into these situations either. In Joe's "I wish I had said this" reimaginings, he instantly has a snappy, eloquent retort ready for whatever libtard who dares to lock horns with him.

 

[JebJoh]

I bet he never hesitates or just mumbles awkwardly and walks away when he gets into these situations either. In Joe's "I wish I had said this" reimaginings, he instantly has a snappy, eloquent retort ready for whatever libtard who dares to lock horns with him.

So..so...so...so....so....so....so ........ you're saying you don't want to get a cup of coffee with me?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

So..so...so...so....so....so....so ........ you're saying you don't want to get a cup of coffee with me?

So so so so so we had a nice conversation over coffee and you won’t pick up the tab?

 

[guest]

Imagine your father's only job for the day is to buy some steak from the deli and he comes home ranting about how he got into a fight with a libtard while waiting in line.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Imagine your father's only job for the day is to buy some steak from the deli and he comes home ranting about how he got into a fight with a libtard while waiting in line.

Joe went out for steak but came back with beef because his EBT wouldn’t cover lobster.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Joe's vivid little stories are always the same. He's out and about, living his idealistic, righteous American dream life, when suddenly he's confronted and/or inconvenienced by some sort of liberal outrage, which he always confronts, dismisses and triumphs over via his superior intellect, military-honed common sense, and good old-fashioned American "can do" gumption. In real life Joe is a sweaty, poorly-dressed, flabby-assed welfare cheat and professional mooch who busks for tips and thinks it’s a job, but in his fantasy life he's a civilian Sgt. Rock, doling out his special brand of conservative justice. He should collect them all and publish a book.

Replace maybe 4 words and that could also describe Fatrick

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It’s inevitable that one of these days he will end one of these fantasies with “Then everybody clapped.”

 

[Juschippinyababe]

This is Patrick levels of make believe tall tales. Tall tales from the hoooooves

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Joes daughter is a real loudmouth

That Layla has quite the set of balls on her.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Joes daughter is a real loudmouth

No need to talk bad about anth's girlfriend.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No need to talk bad about anth's girlfriend.

They had an oath to share everything. At least thats what joe said.

 

[BUBBLER]

They had an oath to share everything. At least thats what joe said.

Including cum, and Dawn's pussy

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]