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RIP Shane

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’ll be honest, sometimes I mix up the dates of Memorial Day, Veteran’s Day, and Labor Day but considering Halloween a major holiday… Fat fucking idiot.
Well think about for Shane, kids getting dressed up in costumes that come RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR is a major holiday when you’re suspected to be a sick pedo.
 

DMbA

sar do nOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD💢
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Scared yet


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Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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Some of his photos are really odd, he posted a couple to own the KF guys but looked worse the process. He’s a big fat guy with a beard and glasses yet when he’s wearing his Mountain Dew hat and halo or some Star Trek shirt he looks like a big fat kid. I can’t explain but it was really weird how he can be both - a 42 year old man yet also look like fat dork in middle school.
It is amazing how our society produces people who don't mature since middle school/high school. It's mostly men but it's crazy.

I don't think in the 1960s perpetual manchildren existed.

How can you not live with your parents and simultaneously not become an adult?
 
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I’ll be honest, sometimes I mix up the dates of Memorial Day, Veteran’s Day, and Labor Day but considering Halloween a major holiday… Fat fucking idiot.
Halloween isn't a Federal holiday during which schools, banks, post office, etc. are closed. As was already mentioned, he's an unemployed, malingering, friendless loser, so of course he doesn't experience the Memorial Day holiday the way most of us experience it, especially those of us with family who died serving our country.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It is amazing how our society produces people who don't mature since middle school/high school. It's mostly men but it's crazy.

I don't think in the 1960s perpetual manchildren existed.

How can you not live with your parents and simultaneously not become an adult?
Here’s an example, mind you he’s 42 years old here
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Grown man proudly wearing a hat advertising a soda and a shirt advertising a video game console. Even with a beard he looks like some fat dorky teenager. It’s bizarre.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Halloween isn't a Federal holiday during which schools, banks, post office, etc. are closed. As was already mentioned, he's an unemployed, malingering, friendless loser, so of course he doesn't experience the Memorial Day holiday the way most of us experience it, especially those of us with family who died serving our country.
Just him believing it’s not a major holiday is insane to me, maybe because I grew up in the north east but that was a a major holiday weekend. It’s known as the “unofficial start to summer” and any resort town or beach is packed. Even if you don’t live near a beach you got people that go to the mountains. But then I’ve never been a friendless loser like Shane who I’m sure has never been invited anywhere for the big holiday weekend.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I got 4. He's still there being an even bigger cunt that before.
Something really has got him extra angry lately, I think he’s sad he’s not getting attention from KF anymore, for a short time I think he felt like he was important after living a life of being a fat loser.
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That pavement facial one sounds reportable.

Also funny he called someone a lazy fuck yet he doesn’t work and has a vague claim for disability. Fat fuck got fired, was too much of a piece of shit to get another job and went on disability but calls it “retirement”

There’s cope and then there’s Shane level of cope.
 

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Something really has got him extra angry lately, I think he’s sad he’s not getting attention from KF anymore, for a short time I think he felt like he was important after living a life of being a fat loser.
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That pavement facial one sounds reportable.

Also funny he called someone a lazy fuck yet he doesn’t work and has a vague claim for disability. Fat fuck got fired, was too much of a piece of shit to get another job and went on disability but calls it “retirement”

There’s cope and then there’s Shane level of cope.
It's like he saw how Pat talks and decided to run with it to become the GOAT fat, ugly, lazy idiot on Twitter.
 
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Something really has got him extra angry lately, I think he’s sad he’s not getting attention from KF anymore, for a short time I think he felt like he was important after living a life of being a fat loser.
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That pavement facial one sounds reportable.

Also funny he called someone a lazy fuck yet he doesn’t work and has a vague claim for disability. Fat fuck got fired, was too much of a piece of shit to get another job and went on disability but calls it “retirement”

There’s cope and then there’s Shane level of cope.
His thread is still active on KiwiFarms. It's just on TOR for now. They were clowning him the other day for being a self-proclaimed tech genius, but he doesn't even know how to access KF via TOR.
 

EraGodless

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Something really has got him extra angry lately, I think he’s sad he’s not getting attention from KF anymore, for a short time I think he felt like he was important after living a life of being a fat loser.
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That pavement facial one sounds reportable.

Also funny he called someone a lazy fuck yet he doesn’t work and has a vague claim for disability. Fat fuck got fired, was too much of a piece of shit to get another job and went on disability but calls it “retirement”

There’s cope and then there’s Shane level of cope.
Shane and Jackie are almost too on the nose to be in Patrick's orbit and to actually exist. I still think they're part of some elaborate troll job.
 
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