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FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
RIP to good one.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
He was swallered by a whale again. He can survive in a spermwhale's belly. He's done it before.

I wrote a sea shanty about it:

Warm sun feed me up
I'm leery loaded up
Loathing for a change
And I slip some
Boil away
Swallowed, followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed, sorrowed
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet
Just wanted to be myself
Hey you said you would love to try some
Hey you said you would love to die some
In the middle of a world on a fishhook
You're the wave, you're the wave, you're the wave
Swallowed, borrowed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed, hollowed
Sharp about everyone but yourself
Swallowed, oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and you're not
I'm with everyone and yet
Piss on self-esteem
Forward busted knee
Sick head, blackened lungs
And I'm a simple selfish son
Swallowed, followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed, oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
Miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot
I love
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
He was swallered by a whale again. He can survive in a spermwhale's belly. He's done it before.

I wrote a sea shanty about it:

Warm sun feed me up
I'm leery loaded up
Loathing for a change
And I slip some
Boil away
Swallowed, followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed, sorrowed
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet
Just wanted to be myself
Hey you said you would love to try some
Hey you said you would love to die some
In the middle of a world on a fishhook
You're the wave, you're the wave, you're the wave
Swallowed, borrowed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed, hollowed
Sharp about everyone but yourself
Swallowed, oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and you're not
I'm with everyone and yet
Piss on self-esteem
Forward busted knee
Sick head, blackened lungs
And I'm a simple selfish son
Swallowed, followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed, oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
Got to get away from here
Miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot
I love
Feed it into Suno
 
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