RIP Jon Snyder, 1974 - 2022

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I might be in the minority but I think we should leave it alone and not bother Adrienne with sympathy cards/online missives on his funeral page. Or flowers. She's grieving for real and shouldn't even know we exist.

But what we ought to do is use our own sadness and distress to go even harder on Pat. He fucking deserves it even more now. Just like with Norm when he passed away: Now it gets worse for you, pig.

Maybe if it’s not too much trouble you could do an emergency NPS and read us a few passages from the good book to bring us comfort. Hitler always knew just what to say.

 

[guest]

She’s right. The last thing Ade needs is to be reminded of this place when her husband has unexpectedly died. The ceremony/memorial etc shouldn’t have any trace of us.

Jon is a Mel tier saint. It’s one thing to fuck with a fat faggot with bitch tits but it’s just retarded to go for goofs when it’s a new widow who’s now a single mother of multiple children grieving the loss of a genuinely good man.

I know this place has recently been about people trying to out retard each other but they should focus it on fucking with Pat.

I didnt read her post. I agree with you. But sending money is good.

 

[FFWBTdad]

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class. very nice... RIP big Jon

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

They're lined up at the gates, fighting to be the first to see that almighty Pringle's can.

And they're all going to win at the same time. Ever seen an angel faint?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think it’s time we alert the local authorities to Pats promise he would be defecating on Jon’s grave when he died. Just in case the fat faggot decided to commit Misdemeanor desecration of a grave.

RIP Jon. You went out with a loving family. Ade and your 4 loving children. May they find peace and comfort in the long days ahead. Your memory will live with us forever. We will continue to hog ring the Pig in your honor. Hopefully Ade gets a high top coffin that can actually contain your massive Pringles can sized hog.

 

[Guinness525]

Those poor kids. It’s not fair that they lost him so early in their lives.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think if the flowers are from Ted Scheckler, Tank Hankerous, Craig Schinkel, Pizza Man, Hawk Nagel, Sex Bagel, Troy Quan and so on, they’ll sound nice enough and not reveal any identities.

 

[guest]

I ordered a spray in memory of Jon. It just feels right.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

I think it’s time we alert the local authorities to Pats promise he would be defecating on Jon’s grave when he died. Just in case the fat faggot decided to commit Misdemeanor desecration of a grave.

RIP Jon. You went out with a loving family. Ade and your 4 loving children. May they find peace and comfort in the long days ahead. Your memory will live with us forever. We will continue to hog ring the Pig in your honor. Hopefully Ade gets a high top coffin that can actually contain your massive Pringles can sized hog.

Don't worry. Patrick is a coward who has never done anything beyond a character limit.

Fat piece of shit.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Those poor kids. It’s not fair that they lost him so early in their lives.

Annabelle Snyder especially. To have a genuine man as your father and lose him, that’s a lot for a young girl to go through. It’s a shame Ade loses her second better husband and Piggy and his drunk Schwoogie Tranny obsessed cunt of a wife are both still kicking.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't expect to come here and ever feel real sadness. Those poor kids. He honestly seemed like a genuinely good dude. Very sad news.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

This really sucks. I've said some unkind shit about Jon on here. Now I really, really hope he never saw it. He was obviously a good guy and 48 is way too young to go. I feel fucking terrible for his kids.

Who the fuck would bad mouth Jon. He’s the actual hero in the Pat story so far, Mr Vigoda, 2000 years in Purgatory for taking the Pringles Cans name in vain.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Look, I liked the guy, but do I $89-bouquet-of-flowers-like-him, or $30-plant-a-tree-like-him?
I'd rather give Ade the extra dough TBQHWY

 

[guest]

Annabelle is emotionally destroyed because her father unexpectedly died and Pat is pumping his fist and screaming “TOLD YOU SO!”.

Remember that.

 

[guest]

WTF. What happened?

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[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Annabelle is emotionally destroyed because her father unexpectedly died and Pat is pumping his fist and screaming “TOLD YOU SO!”.

Remember that.

That fat fucking faggot is absolutely gloating. I’m sure he’s thinking about texting Ade telling her “you picked the wrong horse, child” or whatever other disturbing lack of grasp at reality his Peanut sized brain can muster.

 

[UnPRePared]

Did we ever determine it was him who came here and told us all that info? Still a shame some cunts drove him off.

Well, I'm not going to be in the happiest mood with my private event show tonight. This isn't Fez-level bummer, but even without knowing the man, I'm saddened. He was a genuinely good human being, clearly loved his wife and four kids. That's such an admirable trait.

Jon, I may not be able to say your name tonight, but I'll be playing some songs just for you.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Look, I liked the guy, but do I $89-bouquet-of-flowers-like-him, or $30-plant-a-tree-like-him?
I'd rather give Ade the extra dough TBQHWY

A college fund is what she needs. 3 kids not even teens yet.

 

[guest]

Annabelle is emotionally destroyed because her father unexpectedly died and Pat is pumping his fist and screaming “TOLD YOU SO!”.

Remember that.

I will.

Did we ever determine it was him who came here and told us all that info? Still a shame some cunts drove him off.

Well, I'm not going to be in the happiest mood with my private event show tonight. This isn't Fez-level bummer, but even without knowing the man, I'm saddened. He was a genuinely good human being, clearly loved his wife and four kids. That's such an admirable trait.

Jon, I may not be able to say your name tonight, but I'll be playing some songs just for you.

Yes it was him, quit asking. Fuck!

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Did we ever determine it was him who came here and told us all that info? Still a shame some cunts drove him off.

Well, I'm not going to be in the happiest mood with my private event show tonight. This isn't Fez-level bummer, but even without knowing the man, I'm saddened. He was a genuinely good human being, clearly loved his wife and four kids. That's such an admirable trait.

Jon, I may not be able to say your name tonight, but I'll be playing some songs just for you.

Someone did verify it (think it was Jim-sucks-shit?) through either Jon's instagram or reddit accounts.