RIP Jon Snyder, 1974 - 2022

[Opie Army]

My shitty attempt at a tribute to some angels we've known & will forever miss.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[HotDogJoe]

Well this sucks, although it's heartwarming to see all the well wishes and flowers etc. being sent.

Take a look at this pig - this is the exact opposite of what it'll look like when you die. Nobody will give a shit and the world will be a better place. Fuck you.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Word is Jon's penis refuses to die. It's still throbbing and twitching.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Damn. That sucks. RIP big man.

 

[guest]

I kept waking up last night hoping this was all a bad dream. I'm devastated

Relax. Today's refill day, isn't it?

 

[ChildlessHambino]

See you on the other side, fly high king.

 

[captain_kamala]

Relax. Today's refill day, isn't it?

actually yeah it is. how did you know?

 

[guest]

actually yeah it is. how did you know?

You mentioned it the other day and I remembered. You know, totally normal behavior.

 

[NoBacon]

Has it already been pointed out the wordle for the day is GIRTH?

He’s looking down upon us, a good man sending messages to the good people here. We will avenge your death, Jon.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Goodnight sweet prince.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If any of you rascals still have their dads and are on speaking terms...why dont you give him a call? You never know when that option will be taken off the table.

I’ll walk the whole 300 feet between our houses today.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Life is precious. Jon died way too young. A good man has passed away. A loving Husband, Father, Son, Brother. A great man. It’s reminds you in the end our time is so short. RIP Big Jon, your massive hog brought pleasure to many. Women and Patposters.

 

[NoBacon]

Jon lived his life, like a candle in the wind.

 

[DanFielding]

Word is Jon's penis refuses to die. It's still throbbing and twitching.

I've heard rumors it ejaculates once an hour and anyone who touches his semen is cured of any diseases they have.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jon lived his life, like a candle in the wind.

Goodbye Wisconsin’s Rose, may you ever grow in our hearts, you were the grace that placed happiness when lives were torn apart, you called out to our community, and you whisper to all those in pain, now you belong to heaven and the stars spell out your name.

Now it seems to us you lived your life like a candle in the wind, never fading with the sunset when the rain set in, and your footsteps will always fall here among Wisconsins greenest prairies, your candle burned out long before your legend ever will.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I’d like to think they’re used to this kind of thing on short notice. Either way, I’ll take my chances

Tony Danza sent a bouquet with a "Thoughts and Prayers" card.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I feel like a creep but I had to take a look and came across this, posted May 29th.

Her Tomlinson genes are kicking in

 

[guest]

Was hoping reading this last night was a dream....it's all too real.

Great fucking guy. Jon, Aid, those kids are all way too young for this. Really heartbreaking.

RIP PCJ.