RIP Joe

[BakersfieldChimp]

My sources tell me Daniel Kurlan and Diana Orbani are getting their comments ready to post on Joe's obituary page.

 

[UnPRePared]

The funny part is that cows dont have any upper front teeth

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Joe's devolving!





Or most likely just evolving.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Nice Mr. Hankey dental bridge, stupid.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Why do they call it a crown?

A crown makes you a king - but I'm a King! You can't, you can't just call anyone a king! Who names teeth that? You know what I have in my mouth - teeth! Don't ask if they're real or fake, it's all teeth.

My fourth wife and I went on a cruise one time, down to the Caribbean, ya know, where the Bob Marley's live? I could smell the Mary Jane, the ganja the kids call it, miles before port! Do they use it for kindling? Seriously, it smelled like Mel Torme's house. Yeah, he liked to party.

Todd Hillyer in Pinellas Park, Florida, your father sprayed your ass clean in the driveway - let's hear all about it!

Refering to island blacks as "Bob Marley's" really got me.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Visits Normandy, gets trench mouth.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Visits Normandy, gets trench mouth.

We lost a lot of good teeth out there.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

We lost a lot of good teeth out there.

Heh, Omaha Beach? More like OH! ma mouf!!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If he had half a brain, he'd book an appointment with a dentist at the next port, send ahead photos and information about the work he needs done, and stress that it's an emergency given his circumstances. He'll save thousands of dollars compared to what he'd pay in the states

He could have probably even got the ship doc to do it for him

 

[Guest]

 

[TorpidSloth]

He could have probably even got the ship doc to do it for him

I don't think most doctors would know the first thing about dentistry, but it would be funny if he went to them and they fucked up his teeth more.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I don't think most doctors would know the first thing about dentistry, but it would be funny if he went to them and they fucked up his teeth more.

No I mean they would set up the appointment for him. No fucking way I’d let some dopey ship doctor do anything besides give me some Dramamine or antibiotics

 

[TorpidSloth]

No I mean they would set up the appointment for him. No fucking way I’d let some dopey ship doctor do anything besides give me some Dramamine or antibiotics

Got you. I'm a dope

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Anyone got the original pay in CASH dentist post? Asking for a friend.

 

[Shawn Peterson]

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Joe is gonna be great as King Viserys this halloween, nice rotting body stupid

 

[satanssockpuppet]

And of course, emergency dental care was a triumphant victory for Joe, thanks to the sexy women who threw themselves at him during his sexy emergency dental visit. Sounds real believable.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Joe was gonna get dinner with the Swedish dental nurses, but their schedules clashed. They liked that he was 6'1".

 

[TorpidSloth]

Joe was gonna get dinner with the Swedish dental nurses, but their schedules clashed. They liked that he was 6'1".

Sweden is one of the few places on Earth where a 6'1" guy will feel relatively short. Swedish women aren't generally that tall, but the men are. Holland and the Czech Republic are the only other places where you see as many giant dudes - 6'5" +

They probably thought Joe was a North African migrant and undercharged him

 

[Stent]

Baby bro had to wire big bro some cash.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Actual tough dental assistants, who will spoon feed you your teeth.