Sue would need to rob a whole sherwin Williams warehouse to fit one of his “jokes” on paint cans
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Rick's Nearly Missing Backyard Grill
- Thread starter Clint Ruin
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AND NEVER RETURN!!!!
I'm sure we'll come up with incredibly stupid reasons and his actual one will be dumber than any of them.
That's usually how it works.
all the 'Nazi' shit is a tell-tale sign of a fat-flag, he really seems to like the Nazi shit, he did go to Dachau on his honeymoon.
do we know when his birthday is? He's brought me lots of loffs & I might buy him a present to say thanks, I will consult my lawyer 1st but I was thinking he might like a 5 ton cast iron swastika for his front lawn
(obvious hyperbole & jokes)
do we know when his birthday is? He's brought me lots of loffs & I might buy him a present to say thanks, I will consult my lawyer 1st but I was thinking he might like a 5 ton cast iron swastika for his front lawn
(obvious hyperbole & jokes)
I don’t understand why he listed it as a BBBQ, unless the extra “B” stands for BYOBB
“Taking my tea in the garden.” Shut up stupid, you drink overly sweetened tea with too much milk in your ghetto back alleyway. I’ve seen shitbox flats in London that have a nicer “garden” than the Pig does.
But what’s that extra B for?
That's a typo
I need a 6 minute video edit of Simpsons clips with the Black Eyed Peas playing in the background STAT. Maybe add some Pat clips in too? Remember when he said “FUCK OFF!! AND NEVER RETURN!!!!!” That was hilarious. I think you play that then have a clip of Homer confused, like he’s reacting to Pat!Good lord i gotta pull over my rig just thinking about it!
Its a good bit.
That ad has been up for 5 days now and nobody would have even noticed if Patrick could keep his yap shut.
Hi, this is... Rocker Stlaker McStealMyGrill?
I just saw YOUR grill on Craigslist, and now there's a man with a faucet cock in MY house!
These retards think silly pranks put people in jail
If someone does the “flaming bag of dog poop on the porch” gag Pat will cry it was attempted arson.
If someone does the “flaming bag of dog poop on the porch” gag Pat will cry it was attempted arson.
Pat cried about his trolls wanting to burn his house down because people were shitting on him about where he keeps that BBQ grill so close to the house and fence and that it might catch everything on fire. He tried to act like they were threats. He is a pearl clutching faggot that looks for any reason to cry victim.
Also that his fire pit was WAY too close to his house. Felony safety concern, stlaker
FELONY MEMES!!!
Did Dan ever actually call himself the ringleader or is Patrick quoting himself?
My grill is worth more than his car lol
Jesus. Do you have a Mill Scale smoker or something?