Rick, your cat wants to die

[Stent]

if your cat squares off with you, it doesn't like or respect you

Niki squares off with Rick but that's mostly just her refrigerator body shape.

 

[Raymond]

Never met an aggressive cat. Rick probably brings out the worst in animals like he does with people.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The fact that he acknowledges he weighs 225lbs but won't admit he's overweight at all is literally insane. He's fucking 40-50lbs overweight but in his delusional head, he thinks he's Brock Lesnar. Maniac.

 

[FurBurger]

So the guy who tried to fight tens of thousands of internet atalkers via sketchy DMCAs is complaining that his cat doesn't understand scale?

 

[Clint Ruin]

The fact that he acknowledges he weighs 225lbs but won't admit he's overweight at all is literally insane. He's fucking 40-50lbs overweight but in his delusional head, he thinks he's Brock Lesnar. Maniac.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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He’s “not fat by any medical standards” yet says medical standards don’t apply to him. He’s not wide shoulder / barrel-chested, he’s got tiny arms and all his weight is in the middle and is majority his gut. Lying fat fuck.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He probably fingers the butthole of his cat

 

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The mental gymnastics on display here is the most exercise Rick has done in 5 years.

 

[RobertMewler]

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"Wide shouldered and barrel-chested":

 

[Clint Ruin]

"Wide shouldered and barrel-chested":

I guess it's one of those barrels with saggy, teardrop shaped tits on it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mewler is like 4 years old and looks like a disheveled, ready to die 20 year old cat. It's actually pretty sad.

 

[EraGodless]

"Wide shouldered and barrel-chested":

Nigga built like ET or Roger from American Dad.

 

[EraGodless]

I guess it's one of those barrels with saggy, teardrop shaped tits on it.

 

[Udders]

"Wide shouldered and barrel-chested":

Wearing a baseball hat, indoors, and over 30 years old. Gee, who would ever think this guy was a geek.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wearing a baseball hat, indoors, and over 30 years old. Gee, who would ever think this guy was a geek.

Ade left and he created frat Pat which is one of my favorite pats. He never went to college and thinks drinking beer and wearing brewers hats backwards will make people think he’s some 20 something dude but with grey hair.