Rick, your cat wants to die

[Clint Ruin]

Hey babydick, kittens weigh 5lbs. If your cat is 21 and only weighs 5lbs, it's trying to die. Belly flop it to death like you did that gross, soulless lizard. It wants the fuck away from you.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

So he's 225 now? In the strictly atalking video he was 220. Has Rick finally acknowledged his weight gain?

 

[EraGodless]

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Hey babydick, kittens weigh 5lbs. If your cat is 21 and only weighs 5lbs, it's trying to die. Belly flop it to death like you did that gross, soulless lizard. It wants the fuck away from you.

Is Pat's cat being fed by some other guy? Because Pat sure as shit isn't 225 pounds.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Three times a day?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Rick broke nearly 2 days of radio silence to remind us that he has cats filling the void where most men his age have children (not you, Paul)

 

[Brooke Shields]

So he's 225 now? In the strictly atalking video he was 220. Has Rick finally acknowledged his weight gain?

he's referencing big Nik

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Sounds like the dyke needs to lose some weight.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

No, child, I do not eat my cat's food

 

[Meownaw]

That end joke makes no sense. He lists something negative and says that's the hero we need? Shouldn't it be Dog are the heroes we need but cats are the heroes we deserve?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His cats hate him

 

[Stent]

Another "My cats are so cool you'd love to meet them" from Pre-teen Grooming Rick.

 

[SFWA liaison]

In the strictly atalking video he was 220.

wrong in every regard, he said 225 as well

crazy that EVEN THE LOWEST WEIGHT HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING HE IS is still OBESE

BMI: 30.5

Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

please don't ever remind him of this, he's very self conscious about it

 

[Meownaw]

wrong in every regard, he said 225 as well

crazy that EVEN THE LOWEST WEIGHT HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING HE IS is still OBESE

BMI: 30.5

Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

please don't ever remind him of this, he's very self conscious about it

Oopsie doodles

 

[JonHeDoesIt]

"respect, understand or acknowledge"

The word you're looking for is comprehend. This redundant idiot is a writer?

 

[James Heffner]

So he's 225 now? In the strictly atalking video he was 220. Has Rick finally acknowledged his weight gain?

i think hes sayin he ate his cat..

220 + cat = 225

 

[guest]

Oopsie doodles

Reminder he was fighting with everyone in comments. Way to look deranged.

 

[guest]

Reminder he was fighting with everyone in comments. Way to look deranged.

fawk...imagine the remorse/cringe Jake and Beebe felt seeing him in action in the comments?

 

[Meownaw]

fawk...imagine the remorse/cringe Jake and Beebe felt seeing him in action in the comments?

Imagine their reaction to them becoming stalked after.

 

[MonsterSteve]

A 5 pound chihuahua will try to go after a Pit Bull. When I take my 2 dogs out and they see a cat the cats don't stand their ground. They run like little faggots. He doesn't own a dog because he doesn't want ANY responsibility. Cats you just put out some food and let them shit in a box. You actually have to take care of a dog like a child, child.

 

[jakedeptula]

if your cat squares off with you, it doesn't like or respect you