Rick xeets embarrassing things about his car S5E248

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This is why I can't stand American cars (aside from the absolute shit build quality) is the super chunky play school knobs! Fuck I hate them! This started in the 80s and they've refused to budge from this shit design. I will admit, I have not sat in a new American car so I don't know if they finally changed that.
Also, is that a DVD logo on his stereo? Who the fuck still plays cds? My one car still has a cd player and I used it once just to see how it works

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It's hilarious at how much he uses that hunk of shit as a measure of self worth. It has next to no value. Collectors love high mileage, salvage title cars that sit outside in winter, right? Fat faggot.

Plus there's nothing to collect, it's an insignificant mustang in a sea of mustangs

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is why I can't stand American cars (aside from the absolute shit build quality) is the super chunky play school knobs! Fuck I hate them! This started in the 80s and they've refused to budge from this shit design. I will admit, I have not sat in a new American car so I don't know if they finally changed that.
Also, is that a DVD logo on his stereo? Who the fuck still plays cds? My one car still has a cd player and I used it once just to see how it works

JVC logo

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Ahh

JVC logo

Tyfys

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Plus there's nothing to collect, it's an insignificant mustang in a sea of mustangs

It really is a nothing car. He's the rube/idiot they market it to.

 

[CompoundBasement]

It's hilarious at how much he uses that hunk of shit as a measure of self worth. It has next to no value. Collectors love high mileage, salvage title cars that sit outside in winter, right? Fat faggot.

"The more rust the better," said Carroll Shelby

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"The more rust the better," said Carroll Shelby

It's not rust, child. It's patina, little one.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He needs this "voodoo" cozy for the winter: View attachment 148058

@RobertMewler I need several please.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Plus there's nothing to collect, it's an insignificant mustang in a sea of mustangs

It has Tomlinson provenance, child.
Enjoy prison!

 

[Hoolies]

@RobertMewler I need several please.

Mouth, shitter and one for the stick?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Mouth, shitter and one for the stick?

I'm thinking it would be a good way of quitting work. Most people don't lock their car and if I had 100 I can let everyone know what I think

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Poverty Pat wouldn't burn his trotters if he had a garage in which to park that classic of his.

 

[RickReternal]

Poverty Pat wouldn't burn his trotters if he had a garage in which to park that classic of his.

Or even the carport he was going to be rebuild in 2019.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Why doesn't he just enjoy the weather on his scooter?

 

[ChimpanZ]

Is this really what patposting is? “Lol his car has PLASTIC inside it!!!!!!!”
NAHHHHHT FUNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

On a related note: Has any local Brothermen LEGALLY walked past the back of The Hovel™, to see if the Triumph is still there?

 

[Cumtown Fags]

On a related note: Has any local Brothermen LEGALLY walked past the back of The Hovel™, to see if the Triumph is still there?

Until he posts a new pic riding on it, we can assume he sold it to pay back his MiL. This is canon.

 

[cliveowen]

The only value in his model of car is keeping it original, his now has a bunch of shitty after market additions and a horrible mismatched front bumper because of the third crash he’s had in it.

It’s also got 200,000 miles.

I wouldn’t buy his car for 1500 dollars.

200,000 Wisconsin miles on it. I'd love to to see a picture of the underside. That frame has to be a disaster

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

A cumsock on the gear shifter…. Never change Rickles!

 

[peckafacce]

Those AC dials look like they're from the fucking 90s. My car's from 2014 and even in the reviews it said "the interior looks dated" yet it looks modern compared to that shit.

They are. The are pretty much the same shit I had in my foxbody in 99