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Jims_Maroon_Pants

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A lot of problems in fatso's orbit.

Sexual deviant and an actual stlaker:


Bad mother:

They are always the same! Always! 342 page manifesto!
 

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Uh oh! It makes me laugh that Jackie and Rick both associate with Rebekah Jones. So apt. View attachment 171618
She really throws around those tech words like its going out of fashion. What fucking metadata? It's a list of fake names and tweets calling you fat, Jackie, not a fucking interpol database. You could do it in an excel spreadsheet. Stop acting like any of your dumb ideas are actual projects.
 

chewtoyrapist

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She really throws around those tech words like its going out of fashion. What fucking metadata? It's a list of fake names and tweets calling you fat, Jackie, not a fucking interpol database. You could do it in an excel spreadsheet. Stop acting like any of your dumb ideas are actual projects.
Here's hoping she doesn't tie the metadata of a pic I took of him digging in his ass in chicago back to me. The FBI couldn't do it, but maybe jax can finally get me charged!
 

quasi101

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She really throws around those tech words like its going out of fashion. What fucking metadata? It's a list of fake names and tweets calling you fat, Jackie, not a fucking interpol database. You could do it in an excel spreadsheet. Stop acting like any of your dumb ideas are actual projects.
technically metadata is just "data about the data". So its all just framing. One ETL pipelines data could be another's metadata, and vice versa. For example, let say her "threat intel" is just twitter usernames. Then the metadata would be the "second tier" of data. For example, lets say she threw twitter usernames into an excel sheet. The data is anything regarding the first order dataset. So anything involving the twitter users, their username, the tweet, the replies, at mentions etc.

It isn't clear what she means by metadata in this context. The metadata would be information about those excel cells and the pipeline that built it. The service account that scraped the data, the time. The RED metrics (rate, errors,duration). More commonly she'd be referring to the ETL paradigm and the schema or structure of the data. So metadata here could be something like the row headers, excel sheets, vlookups, and pivot tables needed. In a more production setup it would be the db schema etc.

This isn't a fucking arch spec though so. I can't imagine why she'd be saying "metadata" in this context. I certainly could be wrong about this I'm not the arbitrator of tech jargon, I've just never seen a professional reference metadata in that sense. She's welcome to correct me, but somehow I don't think she will.

She probably mistakenly thinks metadata just means "more granular data", instead of second order abstraction of the data itself. Because she doesn't have actual use case knowledge and just uses the jargon colloquially. Shes fat and dumb.

She probably thinks data = the twitter user name. And metadata is information about the user or the tweet. But that's all just data itself.

Say data again, stupid.
 
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If someone made that mistake in an interview, I'd ask them to clarify to see if they were just speaking off the cuff causally. If they didn't understand what I was asking that's a big red flag that they have not actually put together any SWE documents. They've likely never writen a tech spec , arch spec, or design document. They also likely never was a tech lead, as you don't write those documents, but you'd need to read and understand them.

I'd put this person at a low / entry level understanding on data analytics. Given she states shes a security expert and not a necessarily a data scientist thats an understandable mistake to make, but she would need an architect to design whatever shit shes trying to accomplish here.
 

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@admin crucial metadata such as Dan's phone being a Samsung
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that really narrows it down

she thought this "discovery" was worth bragging about lmao
 

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