Rick is threatening to steal honeybadgers wifes beefers

[Rodeo Clown]

There's a couple things here:

If H.B. Piggypacker walked into MPD and handed them a dossier of his printed out tweets, they'd take it only to put in the men's bathroom with the rest of their Juggs magazines.

Also, I've said this before, but one reason Toad believes there's only 6 of us is because some of the regular fatposters both past and present worked together on so many group bits that they absorbed some of eachother's idiosyncrasies in cadence and diction. The "Dan is free, Robert is free, Andrew..." etc. could've been sent by a list of suspects who use that phrasing. Toad thinks HB, Bud Dickman, myself, and probably a handful of others are all the same person. That would mean this hypothetical Superposter was on twitter 36 hours a day running 25 accounts simultaneously. It's insane to believe that. But Toad has bragged publicly several times that he can pick up on "subTle tells" we each have and has thus deduced there's only 5-6 of us in total. Remember, he wasn't good at Problem Solving.


Finally, someone please shop a badger head on this for HB's new twitter character.

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I won't name him here (I'm pretty sure I know, not 100%) , but all the big time tweeters have an admirer that poses as them in texts and tweets and Rick falls for it over and over. Keep in mind he has several people he's named so those misdirected tweets go in his folders for Dan, Bernard, Gibney, and Robert. I also think he uses the nicknames of Kyle, Honey Badger, and others and has the sending parties all confused, so great evidence gathering, pig.

people turn themselves in when there's a warrant or an open investigation. You know, like the warrant that would have been issued for you being in contempt of court before the retard handlers had to step in at the final hour.

The only open investigation is into the torswats guy. People don't randomly wander into police stations in different states or countries and say, "some obese man on the internet said i'm going to prison forever, i don't know what I'm turning myself in for".

This is the kind of jurisprudence we can expect from the brilliant legal mind who brought us such arguments as, "we need to delay the hearing so that quasi can identify himself because we just recently confirmed his identity", and "if quasi doesn't conclusively prove he purchased a book to give a review online his constitutional rights should be violated"

Best part is that nowhere does it say reviewing media requires a purchase or even completing said media to the end. I can look at a cover and say a book is shit, unlike saying a restaurant sucks based on what others say. I could review a food place as being filthy or crowded and not have eaten there. I can't say their lasagna tastes like shit though, but I could say it looks like it. He's very stupid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Niki divorce when?

this interaction should be forwarded to Thikki, I get blocked on the spot but he'll argue with an atalker's bubs for half hour

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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Nice watch. What brand is that?

 

[Petworth dude]

Nice watch. What brand is that?

Citizen Eco-Drive Peyten two-tone with black dial

Citizen Men's Corso Peyten Two-Tone Black Dial Steel 41mm Sapphire crystal Watch | eBay

Citizen watches also have top-rated quality and solid materials in every watch. This Eco-Drive is made from Stainless steel. The case size is 41mm. Preowned condition working perfectly in all functions.

www.ebay.com

I'm one of those snobs who generally only likes mechanical movements, but this one gets a pass from me when paired with a fantastic rack.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Citizen Eco-Drive Peyten two-tone with black dial

Citizen Men's Corso Peyten Two-Tone Black Dial Steel 41mm Sapphire crystal Watch | eBay

Citizen watches also have top-rated quality and solid materials in every watch. This Eco-Drive is made from Stainless steel. The case size is 41mm. Preowned condition working perfectly in all functions.

www.ebay.com

I'm one of those snobs who generally only likes mechanical movements, but this one gets a pass from me when paired with a fantastic rack.

Yeah it looks alright with Mrs Badgers Meat Maracas hanging above

 

[Honey Badger]

Citizen Eco-Drive Peyten two-tone with black dial

Citizen Men's Corso Peyten Two-Tone Black Dial Steel 41mm Sapphire crystal Watch | eBay

Citizen watches also have top-rated quality and solid materials in every watch. This Eco-Drive is made from Stainless steel. The case size is 41mm. Preowned condition working perfectly in all functions.

www.ebay.com

I'm one of those snobs who generally only likes mechanical movements, but this one gets a pass from me when paired with a fantastic rack.

You fools! Jackie is going to subpoena Citizen and get their order history for the last 5 years! She’ll have me dead to rights!

 

[Honoria]

He got really mad. My guess is he was aroused and realized that the stalkers were controlling his penis.

 

[guest]

It's always worth repeating - those are some great tits.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Niki divorce when?

I wonder if that was part of the deal for Lynne bailing him out - pay it so it’s done (since Niki would face trouble if it didn’t get paid) and in return Niki is done with Pat. Pay to make the pig go away.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can't imagine being a cop and not laughing my ass off at this shit.

This is the cops when they see Mrs Badger's beefers

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He didn't post a word about her on Valentine's Day and was prisoning stalkers all day, maybe Niki wised up and left the sty.

She was out eating box. She's a dyke after all

 

[kingship75]

Yeah it looks alright with Mrs Badgers Meat Maracas hanging above

Mr. Badger could’ve worn a Barney Rubble sun-dial watch and I’d still be all-in. You could pair anything with those lovely tits.

 

[PorqueDealer]

 

[Stent]

Pat's going to silence HB and his wife's titties like it's the end of Sicario.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Pat saw the last quarter of Se7en a thought that’s what John Does do - walk into a police station and make a scene until they are arrested.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL the entire crowd is retarded looking chads and meaty-breasted latina dimes. Very well done.

meaty-breasted latina dimes.

 

[guest]

LOL the entire crowd is retarded looking chads and meaty-breasted latina dimes. Very well done.

Thats some really nice attention to detail I didnt even notice it at first

 

[PorqueDealer]

LOL the entire crowd is retarded looking chads and meaty-breasted latina dimes. Very well done.

Thats some really nice attention to detail I didnt even notice it at first

Its hard trying to wrangle all the elements into one pic. Im looking into training a Lora model for proper fatricks but need to pick up a vga card.

Spoiler: some others

new favorite, tweaking it for better fatricks

 

[WheelchairFred]

"butter breasts" got my ribs.

Now I'm starving. Earl, we got any butter breasts back there?

 

[cachorro]

Beefers for me forever, stlaker. Never for you.