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sinbad

Accomplished comedian sinbad
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quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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people turn themselves in when there's a warrant or an open investigation. You know, like the warrant that would have been issued for you being in contempt of court before the retard handlers had to step in at the final hour.

The only open investigation is into the torswats guy. People don't randomly wander into police stations in different states or countries and say, "some obese man on the internet said i'm going to prison forever, i don't know what I'm turning myself in for".

This is the kind of jurisprudence we can expect from the brilliant legal mind who brought us such arguments as, "we need to delay the hearing so that quasi can identify himself because we just recently confirmed his identity", and "if quasi doesn't conclusively prove he purchased a book to give a review online his constitutional rights should be violated"
 
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people turn themselves in when there's a warrant or an open investigation. You know, like the warrant that would have been issued for you being in contempt of court before the retard handlers had to step in at the final hour.

The only open investigation is into the torswats guy. People don't randomly wander into police stations in different states or countries and say, "some obese man on the internet said i'm going to prison forever, i don't know what I'm turning myself in for".

This is the kind of jurisprudence we can expect from the brilliant legal mind who brought us such arguments as, "we need to delay the hearing so that quasi can identify himself because we just recently confirmed his identity", and "if quasi doesn't conclusively prove he purchased a book to give a review online his constitutional rights should be violated"
They would be fucking annoyed with you for wasting theirs and the taxpayers' time and money. It's like calling 911 for a hangnail.

"You're here turning yourself in for what? For mocking a public figure on social media? Get the fuck out of here, we're busy with actual crimes."
 

Steve Ramone

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Imagine this guy fucking with you and mocking you on Twitter. You say whatever dumb shit response...and then you have to look over at Niki. How fucking demoralizing. Pat has truly taken a beating these last few years. His ego is punchy. That's why he appears so retarded.
He didn't post a word about her on Valentine's Day and was prisoning stalkers all day, maybe Niki wised up and left the sty.
 
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