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Rick is making me lose my mind. Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a powderpuff (?).

EraGodless

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Patrick is just jealous because he knows if he tripped when Kyle did, SkateOrDie fag would have defaced him with his skateboard and Jew guy would have finished him off with a headshot. There's no way Patrick could fall, spin around on his ass and duck a flying kick, duck a skateboard to the head (and maintain gun control as skatefag is trying to rip it from his grip), and then have the presence of mind to quickly clear a jam after SkateOrDie- dies-- then has to deal with Jew Weasel who pretends to surrender and put his hands up, but then draws on Kyle, and Kyle is able to blast the guy's bicep into the ether which also disarmed (heh) Jew Weasel and didn't allow for him to get off a shot.

This all happened within 10-15 seconds. Keep in mind, that's how long it takes Patrick to get up from the fart couch.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Had to do a body count recently, and I think I sit somewhere at about 60 bodies.

I DO NOT SEE THIS AS A POINT OF PRIDE. Waaaay too many headaches and some of those scenarios would be reclassified as #metoo-able offensives, under the criteria of our current year.

And it got me nowhere. 10 girlfriends: 60% of them were cunts, which ruined my perception of the other 40%, thus straining those relationships. Could've been married by now if that wasn't the case. And 60 or no 60: It STILL comes with some pretty extreme dry spells, and just being used outright for sex, here and there.

Some good times, but it mostly added up to nothing. I would LOVE a lower body count and a good marriage than what I have now.

But that's why Patrick and I are different: I'm honest and humble with myself, enough to see where the holes in my life are. Patrick isn't.
The main reason people give him shit about it is because he thinks having a bunch of partners equals "man". When there really isnt anything wrong with being in a few long term relationships/marriages over 20+ years. He is just a liar and easy to mess with.
 

Harry's Enticer

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Kyle Rittenhouse = biologically female

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End times shit. ("Men will masquerade as women, and women as men").
Looks like Paula Deen
 

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The main reason people give him shit about it is because he thinks having a bunch of partners equals "man". When there really isnt anything wrong with being in a few long term relationships/marriages over 20+ years. He is just a liar and easy to mess with.
He could have had sex with 1 woman, had a bunch of kids, given up the toys, gotten a real job, and been more of a man than whatever he is now.
 
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The bicepless piece of shit changed his name to Paul Prediger and was the victim of a hit and run when a feral nigger ran him over last year. Hilarious that he got a lacerated liver and broken bones from one of the niggers he was rioting for and attempted to murder a white man over.

He then doxed the personal information of the author in the comments of this article trying to intimidate him and send his fellow Antifa/BLM faggots after the author. He's obviously learned nothing from almost losing an arm and then becoming a human speed bump.

Story: https://kenoshacountyeye.com/2023/0...t-by-car-in-milwaukee-new-name-revealed-video

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Also Anna whoever is involved. View attachment 176106
Why does every Twitter-obsessed loser cosplay as a badass tough guy? "Say that to his face". "Oh Sweetie, perhaps you are unfamiliar with me. I'm in animation!!! I will say it to anyone!!!" What the fuck? Since when is the animation industry teeming with tough guys? It's probably the biggest group of spindle-armed weaklings on earth. Get off Twitter and stop it, losers. No one is scared of you.
 

TomFromNawlins

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The bicepless piece of shit changed his name to Paul Prediger and was the victim of a hit and run when a feral nigger ran him over last year. Hilarious that he got a lacerated liver and broken bones from one of the niggers he was rioting for and attempted to murder a white man over.

He then doxed the personal information of the author in the comments of this article trying to intimidate him and send his fellow Antifa/BLM faggots after the author. He's obviously learned nothing from almost losing an arm and then becoming a human speed bump.

Story: https://kenoshacountyeye.com/2023/0...t-by-car-in-milwaukee-new-name-revealed-video

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Challenging a guy with a missing bicep to a boxing match is PFG.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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The bicepless piece of shit changed his name to Paul Prediger and was the victim of a hit and run when a feral nigger ran him over last year. Hilarious that he got a lacerated liver and broken bones from one of the niggers he was rioting for and attempted to murder a white man over.

He then doxed the personal information of the author in the comments of this article trying to intimidate him and send his fellow Antifa/BLM faggots after the author. He's obviously learned nothing from almost losing an arm and then becoming a human speed bump.

Story: https://kenoshacountyeye.com/2023/0...t-by-car-in-milwaukee-new-name-revealed-video

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Missed a golden opportunity for a "with one arm tied behind my back" joke
 
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