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Rick is in Boq-tier denial over his physique

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Turn cam on on NPS...you won't or else your inferiority to Patrick will be seen by all.

I WILL BRING MY CHILD BRIDE AND HARAM OF GREASY GRANNIES TO SHOW MY SUPERIORITY YOU WILL BE JEALOUS GO BACK TO BED NIGGER YOU CLEARLY DON'T HAVE AS NICE A MATTRESS AS ME YOU SLEEP ON POOR PERSON MATTRESS WITH CREAKY SPRINGS AND WAKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH YOUR CREAKING WHILE YOU TOSS AND TURN THINKING ABOUT ME I AM BETTER THAN YOU MY SHEETS HAVE HIGHER THREAD COUNT AND MY HARAM OF GRANNIES FLUFF MY PILLOWS WAHALLI INSHALLAH OOGA BOOGA MONKEY NOISES LIKE AND SOOBSCRIMBO!
 

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Liban, are there any embarrassing messages in your correspondences with Rebecca? Think hard. You may want to connect with her about purging them before it’s too late.

Word is the boys at r/jimandsam have been putting the full court press on her. She’s admitted (under duress) to having received some very strange messages from you. Apparently she’ll be sharing them soon in order to get them boys out of her mud.
 

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Liban, are there any embarrassing messages in your correspondences with Rebecca? Think hard. You may want to connect with her about purging them before it’s too late.

Word is the boys at r/jimandsam have been putting the full court press on her. She’s admitted (under duress) to having received some very strange messages from you. Apparently she’ll be sharing them soon in order to get them boys out of her mud.


REBECCA CAN CALL ME BACK WHEN SHE HAS REACHED GRANNY FORM SHE IS TOO YOUNG AND RIPE FOR ME AT THIS TIME I PREFER OLD PARTICLE BOARD SKIN AND DRY DUSTY VAGINA WAHALLI LOVE LEFTOVER GOAT MEAT HUNGRY MAN FROZEN MEALS BECAUSE I AM A SINGLE MAN ALONE WITH NO WIFE AND I CANNOT COOK BECAUSE I AM STUPID PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
 

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This bit would be better if you just calmly acted exactly like Boq Precision but peppered in some granny / child bride stuff
It’s a great bit for everyone else. It’s amusing seeing him break character then a couple posts later remember he’s supposed to be pretending not to be boq

I would love an edit log on some of the “in character” posts.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Liban, are there any embarrassing messages in your correspondences with Rebecca? Think hard. You may want to connect with her about purging them before it’s too late.

Word is the boys at r/jimandsam have been putting the full court press on her. She’s admitted (under duress) to having received some very strange messages from you. Apparently she’ll be sharing them soon in order to get them boys out of her mud.
The sassters are just now starting to use Boq’s tactics, poorly, against him. They have a surface level understanding of his methods, and are months behind. They have degraded into mimicsters. This is why Boq is always 3 steps ahead, Boqcels.
 

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This bit would be better if you just calmly acted exactly like Boq Precision but peppered in some granny / child bride stuff


THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK I LOVE MY PEOPLE MY COMMUNITY IS THE BEST SO SMART AND EXPERIENCED I WILL EVALUATE THIS FEEDBACK AND MULL IT OVER MY FROZEN HUNGRY MAN GOAT MEAT DINNER TONIGHT AND GRANNY PORN THEN I WILL GET BACK TO YOU

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND LEAVE A COMMENT SHOULD THIS BIT BE MORE SUBTLE OR SHOULD IT BE GAYER AND MORE OBNOXIOUS I CAN GO EITHER WAY INSHALLAH
 

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NAUGHTY BOY WATCHES GRANNY PORN

I AM BOQ PRECISION YOUTUBE CHANNEL I LOVE FUCKING GRANNIES AND KIDS AND BLOWING UP MYSELF FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES I DRINK DIARRHEA AND LIVE IN A CAVE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
In court my testimony will be accepted, yours won't. I can impact the outcome of a case against u, you cannot against me.

Dat "corruption". hehe
 

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I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Take heed this warning: Unless you want to see how quickly things can go south, I’d suggest you tread very carefully. The scales of justice will be a bit... tilted in my favor. Just a lil bit heh.

Court's in session, and the verdict is already in.
I don't think you've ever been to court, this would be enough to have a case tossed teehee
 
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In court my testimony will be accepted, yours won't. I can impact the outcome of a case against u, you cannot against me.

Dat "corruption". hehe
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Boq goes to traffic court and the ticket is mysteriously "missing" from the registry hehe, and the cop who pulled over boq is on desk duty. Careful.
This is who will be handling your complaint (no stlaker, the Toronto police do not have “t*rd wranglers. That is not a position that has ever existed):

 
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