Rick is back to full Twitter autism circa 2020

[Confused White Kid]

New lore unlocked:

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LMAO

So either
A) Rick will proudly and arrogantly respond to this with his justifications for doing this, which will be hilarious, OR

B) Rick will deny these allegations, which would mean the woman made them up, which means other authors like to make up funny lore about Rick to get their chuckles, which is even more hilarious.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

New lore unlocked:

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Pat was informing people that the only improvement the incest storyline needed was to make the characters black lesbian sisters from France.

 

[Honey Badger]

LMAO

So either
A) Rick will proudly and arrogantly respond to this with his justifications for doing this, which will be hilarious, OR

B) Rick will deny these allegations, which would mean the woman made them up, which means other authors like to make up funny lore about Rick to get their chuckles, which is even more hilarious.

This has been a hilarious domino-effect of pile-ons from people in Rick’s industry. And it all started because Rick specifically called out Brian from behind a block because he was tagged in a tweet. A tweet that Brian didn’t even respond to

 

[Mike Glyer]

This has been a hilarious domino-effect of pile-ons from people in Rick’s industry. And it all started because Rick specifically called out Brian from behind a block because he was tagged in a tweet. A tweet that Brian didn’t even respond to

If you're somehow implying that this new misery is somehow the result of Rick's alleged self-destructive behavior...

 

[Confused White Kid]

This has been a hilarious domino-effect of pile-ons from people in Rick’s industry. And it all started because Rick specifically called out Brian from behind a block because he was tagged in a tweet. A tweet that Brian didn’t even respond to

If we're being accurate, this all started because the Honey Badger Twitter account tagged someone named Brian Keene in a reply to Rick. I don't know how they know who Brian Keene is, but it sure made Rick mad.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

He thinks of himself as some sort of official intermediary. His Narcissistic Personality Disorder is off the charts.

Post the case number(s) and the name(s) of the officials in charge of the investigation(s). If there were open and active investigations this would not be difficult to share and prove.

It’s all cope. He’s so monumentally stupid he cant use any other tactic but try and intimidate like a 12 year old would. He’s never once tried changing up his tactics, because he likes the attention and conflict. He changed his number at the behest of Nikki and Lynne, cause he’s still childing and prisoning people on Twitter. I wouldn’t be surprised once this lolsuit gets thrown out if he tries to go and get his old number back.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Come on. This can't be real. I can't...

Who knows, he does live in a backwards Midwestern shithole. Maybe they don’t have apps yet. If I tried to order food over the phone COD here they would laugh in my face and hang up.

 

[RobertMewler]

Who knows, he does live in a backwards Midwestern shithole. Maybe they don’t have apps yet. If I tried to order food over the phone COD here they would laugh in my face and hang up.

No, his Boar's Head/commenting on food safety is what's freaking me out. How is he a real person!??

 

[CompoundBasement]

No, his Boar's Head/commenting on food safety is what's freaking me out. How is he a real person!??

Why is it even brought up, and why the fuck would someone give details like this to someone he thinks is stalking him?

"I prefer my bread to be lightly toasted with miracle whip and peanut butter. Are you writing this down m? It's important."

 

[Honoria]

Brian Keene is a completely normal guy who defended Rick and then politely suggested he ignore someone which got him a block. Based on the replies from his followers saying "oh not this guy again", it sounds like Pat has made a name for himself. I can totally believe him hanging around tables and annoying people at conventions.

We'll probably be able to trace these tweets to him getting bad news (Tiny Tim, lawsuit, etc) yesterday or today.

 

[Confused White Kid]

I cannot possibly explain how happy it makes me that he doesn't like to be called Rick.

@Honey Badger can we get some follow-up questions to the nice lady who said Rick lost her books sales? Preferably with him tagged so he can join the discussion?

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

No, his Boar's Head/commenting on food safety is what's freaking me out. How is he a real person!??

The man knows his way around quality cold cuts.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Brian tells Rick to shut up and scrub that toilet

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Rick woke up at 530am to tweet this



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"I have bought and eaten Boar's Head many times, however, which is marketed as a premium product."

Setting aside the tortured sentence structure, this is maybe the funniest thing he has ever said. Between this and Brian's recycle bin for Pat's books, this is really a banner day for us Pat Posters.

 

[RobertMewler]

Brian tells Rick to shut up and scrub that toilet


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Smoked his ass.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Smoked his ass.

Hickory smoked, just like a pound of sliced ham from the wonderful folks at Boar's Head! Boar's Head, "marketed as a premium product" for over 100 years!

 

[RobertMewler]

Oopsie doodles, Pat:

New Yorker among 9 deaths linked to Boarâs Head deli meat listeria outbreak

The updated food poisoning death toll was released by federal health officials Wednesday in what has become the largest listeria outbreak in the US since 2011.

nypost.com

What's that about Boar's Head again?

Lord please give Piggy listeria.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Brian tells Rick to shut up and scrub that toilet


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Brian rules

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Oopsie doodles, Pat:

New Yorker among 9 deaths linked to Boarâs Head deli meat listeria outbreak

The updated food poisoning death toll was released by federal health officials Wednesday in what has become the largest listeria outbreak in the US since 2011.

nypost.com

What's that about Boar's Head again?

Lord please give Piggy listeria.

He might lose some weight finally