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NikkisCrustyGusset

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Mr. Wiseblood said:
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Knowing this smug deluded cunt he is sizing up the men in the picture and scoffing at their lats while fully expecting the motts on the right to come dripping up to him...
Hell stand there, pasty, flabby, his fat head warping his sunglasses, sucking his swollen beer gut in and make snide remarks to that minger he is married to about everyone on that beach.

They'll sit apart from everyone else, his head buried in his phone, post shit like this to make it seem he's so cool and loving life. But all he will do is pick apart others to try salve his shattered ego. He will be irritated by the noise people make having fun, because they've no friends, he will scoff at guys playing Frisbee or volleyball or something, shake his head and elbow Nikki to point at a girl in a thong bikini and remind himself how much better he is than everyone else.
 
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
Someone please goad him into posting a shirtless selfie. We need the material
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No stlaker. I don't have to prove anything to you. I haven't gained a pound since 2017. I am able to bench 250lbs. I intimidate people in the gym child. I don't want to take my tshirt off because its not fair on the men, and women, of the beach and my wife who I have sex with skillfully and regularly.
Because if I did stlaker, and if you ever left your basement you'd know, I would get too many looks. Women would be approaching me too much. Girlfriends would be staring. Girlfriends of WOMEN would be staring. You'd never understand child.
Then my wife would have to sit there and wait for me to decline tryst after tryst after tryst with everything from nubile 18yr olds to threesomes with college girls to horny milfs giving me their numbers...

And not just that stlaker but I might make some men question their sexuality and all I want is a quiet day at the beach. So tshirt stays on. If you had a girlfriend I would say be grateful I don't do my thing with her but we both know stlakers don't have any friends or relationships.
 
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NikkisCrustyGusset said:
Knowing this smug deluded cunt he is sizing up the men in the picture and scoffing at their lats while fully expecting the motts on the right to come dripping up to him...
Hell stand there, pasty, flabby, his fat head warping his sunglasses, sucking his swollen beer gut in and make snide remarks to that minger he is married to about everyone on that beach.

They'll sit apart from everyone else, his head buried in his phone, post shit like this to make it seem he's so cool and loving life. But all he will do is pick apart others to try salve his shattered ego. He will be irritated by the noise people make having fun, because they've no friends, he will scoff at guys playing Frisbee or volleyball or something, shake his head and elbow Nikki to point at a girl in a thong bikini and remind himself how much better he is than everyone else.
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He is totally trying to talk shot about the "bros" all fit,good looking, and having fun with friends. Hoping niki will agree and think she has a catch. Pat isnt taking his shirt off. He will have a farmers tan after today.
 
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