Rick and Nick have a date night planned

[VizioDash]

 

[Coonskin]

The whole “I’m gonna enjoy the day when you get your comeuppance” is his fattest cope yet. Redditors will never stop texting and making fun of him

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Did he copy paste and THEN send another message after the copy paste?

That’s definitely outside of his programming

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I'll be there in the room the day you die of heart disease, fatass. I'll be lighting up your phone til your last breath

 

[VizioDash]

 

[guest]

Do you hear that? That reddit guy wasn't "asked" or even "told" to stop texting. He was "ordered," because Rick is such a powerful, important, special boy.

 

[Guest]

Did he copy paste and THEN send another message after the copy paste?

That’s definitely outside of his programming

It’s a sure sign that a sore spot has been hit. He may as well confirm the divorce.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I believe him. Niki won't leave him unless Lynn steps in. And Lynn seems like a hands-off handler.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

State custody? I thought the FBI was hunting us

 

[SFWA liaison]

if he wasn't a compulsive liar about every topic maybe this "our marriage is doing amazing" claims would increase my distrust in the rumors.

 

[Butterknife]

Patrick has a date with a loaf of Wonder bread.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

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I like that he's finally accepted Rick as his nickname.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Thing is that Pat is EXACTLY the kind of abusive husband who is always able to sweet-talk the battered wife into coming home, promising he’ll change, etc. Nothing would surprise me. But he’s been suspiciously quiet about why she chose to spend her birthday as far away from him as possible.

 

[eggfeller]

Thing is that Pat is EXACTLY the kind of abusive husband who is always able to sweet-talk the battered wife into coming home, promising he’ll change, etc. Nothing would surprise me. But he’s been suspiciously quiet about why she chose to spend her birthday as far away from him as possible.

where’d she spend the special day?

 

[eggfeller]

what app are you using, little one?

 

[VizioDash]

what app are you using, little one?

The redditor I got these from said he's using Burner because TextNow device banned him.

 

[eggfeller]

The redditor I got these from said he's using Burner because TextNow device banned him.

those pesky redditors!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"My wife is quite beautiful and willingly goes out in public with me, child."

 

[BoomerSperg]

The redditor I got these from said he's using Burner because TextNow device banned him.

My reddit friend maintains 10 textnow accounts, how the fuck did you get banned.

 

[HeyItsVos]

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“What’s that, Pat? Your phone crapped out “