Reporting on the front lines for Humorism

[Cuphead]

"you can look at the inside of a prison in a few months" - May 11th 2021

"don't need to refile"

lol he's acting really confident about the feds, surely this will not become more fodder to make fun of his retardation and lack of awareness

If the feds go after anyone, its probably just going to be SpaceEdge and the people who text him. And they'll probably just tell them to knock it off or else they'll face charges.

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

Rib = removed

 

[Stent]

Plans change. Pat has told Paul to kill himself and leave a suicide note blaming Pat's cyber-terrorists. The FBI needs that dead body before they can act.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat.. I see you're admitting that such emails do exist.

How's that attic gym going?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

'I have always understood, atalker.
You never have.'

• He didn't understand the scope of the John Doe case and spent thousands only to withdraw.
• Had to have the difference between no contest and guilty explained to him.
• Didn't understand he could have brought witnesses and physical printed evidence to a restraining order.
• Doesn't understand mathematics, physics, the English language, grammar and basic shapes and colours.

I could go on with things he can't comprehend but we'll be here all day.

"I do noT understand ThaT"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This shithead couldn't grasp basic algebraic equations by 18 years old. Nothing he does should surprise us, no matter how stupid it is.

The idea he got **F's** in chemistry and physics and still feels absolutely entitled to talk down to people who work in scientific fields (remember that woman on Twitter who worked at Space-X who he was shitting on even though she was very polite?) is the greatest example of hubristic idiocy I've ever seen.

 

[guest]

The idea he got **F's** in chemistry and physics and still feels absolutely entitled to talk down to people who work in scientific fields (remember that woman on Twitter who worked at Space-X who he was shitting on even though she was very polite?) is the greatest example of hubristic idiocy I've ever seen.

You're projecting again, child.

 

[Easily_Remembered]