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Cosmopolitan Sex Haver Pat is also truly embarrassing.
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Guess how easy it is to be a better man than a man who eats cum
Literally just don't eat cum
Even a guy who sucks dick and spits is better than a guy who eats cum
(I'm a better man than any man who eats cum will ever aspire to be)
I have a lot of friends who eat cum.
You can feel the weird sexual rush he gets by posting this obscene shit.
Exactly. He's likely tugging on his corkscrew piggy cock when he does this. What a bizarre thing to write on social media.You can feel the weird sexual rush he gets by posting this obscene shit.
One night Tommy got home and proudly boasted to his wife that he’d earned $450.05 after a night of Toothless Tomlinson specials.He didn't even need a glory hole. Cowboys dropped by after the bar for a toothless Tomlinson special. I heard he took quarters as payment.
You dun fucked up now, fellow Paul/Dougie altI’m starting to agree with @The Kid … maybe you do have Aspergers….
How else is Dan going to pay for his court transcripts?One night Tommy got home and proudly boasted to his wife that he’d earned $450.05 after a night of Toothless Tomlinson specials.
When she asked him who gave him the 5 cents he answered, “every one of them”.
Be careful you don't piss Paul off. He'll shame you by saying you aren't even forum famous. It hits deep.You dun fucked up now, fellow Paul/Dougie alt
I’m starting to agree with @The Kid … maybe you do have Aspergers….
Asperger's, you say? Like buck broken Pat autistically xeeting up a storm?
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Do they make beams big enough?He would need a very big platform. And sturdy.
“Pat replies over and over because he’s an annoying faggot but if I do it, it’ll stop the idiots from winning.”
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A "Double T" as it's called by the Midwestern gay community is the known tactic of sucking off a roomful of men for a quarter a piece, with the expressed intent of collecting bus fare. The twist that makes this a "TT" is after getting more than enough for the bus, you simply walk home.He didn't even need a glory hole. Cowboys dropped by after the bar for a toothless Tomlinson special. I heard he took quarters as payment.
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