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Tell the one about how you took LSD at a club and it changed your life.Corporations are shitty. I've been laid off more times than about 99.9% of the population. I've been laid off eight times. Here was one of them:
About three years ago, I had a recruiter reach out to me about a job. He was trying to get me to propose a salary of $250K a year. I refused to take the bait - the job should have paid about $150K and I thought the recruiter was being greedy.
So we did all the negotiations, and when the dust settled, they hired me at $200K. I was the one who encouraged the employer to pay me less. I did this on purpose; I figured that if I was making $250K there would be a giant target on my back because of my salary.
About eighteen months later, I was unceremoniously laid off.
One of my coworkers was fired about six months earlier than that. I chatted with him about it, and he told me that:
1) I was a "Dead Man Walking" as soon as I accepted the role. Basically my employer had signed a contract and they didn't have anyone to do the work, so they were prepared to throw a quarter of a million dollars at the first person who showed up (me.)
2) As soon as I started, they were looking to replace me with someone cheaper.
3) By the time that I was laid off, they'd found three people to replace my role. Two out of three of them worked in the 3rd world for peanuts. One of them worked in the U.S., but was hired part time to basically manage the other two.
So they'd managed to take one person making $200K (me) and replace them with three people, all for less money.
Globalism is a bitch.
Also, send a pic of your wife's big jugs. I lost the one you posted on reddit.