REMINDER: this is actual dialogue from a Tublinson book he expected people to pay money for

[PickleRickle]

Just get a Toilet Reader book instead of this shit. Jesus fuckin christ what a hack. Garth Earl? Are you serious? Firstname Lastname is less hacky than somene named Garth Earl. Very clever homage to James Earl Jones and rhyming Garth with Darth you fuckin hack.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

"hi I'm Fat McLure you may remember me for such memorable characters as Fonald Plump"

Hey guys just so all you young kids and zoomers know this is a reference to the niche 1990s cartoon “the simpsons”

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Deep down I doubt he really thinks he's great. It's just another low effort scheme like the standup and the "rant" videos. Fat will plunge down any career path if he believes it's an easy route to fame.

Actually surprised he hasn't launched a podcast yet.

His 2 minute rants weren't a success. I think we were most of his views. I'd watch the 9 hour pre-show if he went on NPS by that Stan Muffin guy that got banned from here.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

His 2 minute rants weren't a success. I think we were most of his views. I'd watch the 9 hour pre-show if he went on NPS by that Stan Muffin guy that got banned from here.

Hello friends, I'm Patrick Tomlinson and this is The Fatcast

 

[N64 Cube]

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Asshole Pat even correcTs the record in his books

 

[Kurt_Love]

"Don't be fool"

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

"Don't be fool"

And you're suggesting what, that we make Unit B all white?

 

[peckafacce]

I love that he can't write a fantasy story without awkwardly jutting in wikipedia. My favorite part of Star Wars is when Luke decided to look up Darth Vader on wikipedia.

say wikipedia again faggot.

 

[warchief1978]

Robot Christmas Day 1: "Black Friday" by Patrick Tomlinson - B&N Reads

www.barnesandnoble.com

It really can’t be overstated how awful his writing is.

I made it to the second sentence and punched out.

 

[turdcutter]

Think we could find that mulatto who models as Pat's alter ego on the books?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

say wikipedia again faggot.

Wikiwhatia?

 

[bantadant]

Wikiwhatia?

Kinda telling that the part he replaced with 'what' was ped

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If you didn't read the story all the way through, you deprived yourself of Patrick's typical try-hard, edgelord, Reddit-tier atheist bullshit.

There really isn't a shred of originality in him.

 

[EraGodless]

I get embarrassed for him every time I read any of his drivel.
Then I realize he actually thinks he's talented, and I get unreasonably pissed.
How he maintains the giant ego is a question for the ages.

My writing is so good, I don't suffer from imposter syndrome, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid and jealous.

 

[Rudderman]

Trees died for this.