Reminder: this bitch is 100% a lesbo

Capn Dicktickler

40 year old sasster LBJ quote fulfillerster
It’s not exactly Plaza-level ritz but imagine bringing your woman to a beautiful hotel like the Palmer in downtown Chicago and the bitch shows up in black asics, a black hoodie and black spandex pants with her hair piled up on top of her head. Is this bitch going out to a nice dinner or to a casting call for Dead Presidents 2? Horrifying. Niki sweetie, we just want to see you be happy. Please leave Rick and go get yourself a nice midwestern farm girl that can find also find your g spot. Look at this shit:




just come out of the closet already. You’re not fooling anyone
 
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