Reminder that this is what the garden of a six figure earning author looks like

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Pulitzer Pat wins again, folks.
 

Stent

Parody account. Relax, ya twink
📞: Ok, sir. I can see the photos you've sent. How old is the fence?

:image_9250:: About thirty years. I actually recently had to try to nail it back together after it fell apart on its own. It's a funny story and I should probably go into detail about my evil ex-wife so you get a full picture of how-

📞: You're not covered for that kind of wear and tear, sir. The fence is simply old and needs replacing. Insurance isn't free money.

:image_9250:: Hush, nazi.
 
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handsomeblue

Game Over Anthony Cumia 2024 🎮🩺💔🏥💀
See all those boards near the fence piled up against the hovel? Look at the "repaired" picture and those boards are gone. He just nailed the old, rotted boards back up and called it done. No wonder it blew over. The whole fucking thing is rotted.
I was just gonna say this, it's only the 'new' & 'fixed' boards that got wrecked lmao.

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What a failure of a grown man. :image_9250:
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
All it's missing is a half starved, chain-tied psycotic Doberman.

The new HBO version of The Last of Us should use his neighborhood as a location. It already looks post apocalyptic so they wouldn't even need any special effects.

I'm sorry he lives in poverty. We can't help him.
 
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