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Reminder that pig was addicted to Mountain Dew for years

Torque’sHeadBump

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Pouring luminous sugar water down your fat, hick throat every day is fine but eating McDonald's? Now that's just for people with no class or taste, child.

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He also went to McDonald’s in England on his honeymoon. Oh, Pat.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Is there a less cool addiction than sugar water? Addiction sucks, but alcoholism, potheadedness, or even a plain ol skag habit promote sociability and have some cultural cachet of devil-may-care or laid-back attitude. Mountain Dew addiction is for friendless dorks and GaMeRs, but I repeat myself.
edit: say addiction again, sssscumbag
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Again with this retard it's not just the addiction to Mt Dew that's pathetic, it's his low IQ compulsion to tweet about it. Have some SHAME for God's sake.

I love the "almost" spit it back out lmao retard chugged it but had to construct a twisted scenario in which he HYPOTHETICALLY wasn't a rube.
 

Gay Faggot.

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I mean I don’t love it by any stretch but who the fuck doesn’t know anyone that eats McDonald’s? Another bold faced lie from ol’ lumpy tits. It does what it needs to in a pinch
Go to a McDonalds at 5-6 in the morning. There’s probably a couple of multi millionaires sitting there, reading the paper. Literally everyone goes to McDonald’s because they do their job well. Cheap and good. Rick thinks that the places you go to define your class. He’s no doubt like a nigger in any “nice” place. Taking pictures of everything and using it to brag. He’s fat and gay is the main take away.
 
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I had this whole analysis of Patso’s teeth I was working on, but basically if you look at the upclose photos you can see he has extremely thin facial enamel on all his anterior teeth and almost all of them have some facial composite as well.

This is a hallmark of disgusting trash that drinks acidic beverages all day long with hardly any water intake. That or he was sucking on lemons 24/7, which is impossible as that’s too healthy for Patso.

Anyway nice job ruining your pancreatic islet cells and your teeth, faggot
 

MonsterSteve

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I love when faggots think their too good for McDonalds. Even Gordon Ramsay stops at McDonald’s you fat retard.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Tortfeasor

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If you regularly drink cola or other sugar water you are a retard. Drink water - flavoured if necessary. Your body will thank you.
 
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