If I could be serious for a moment, Pat is fat.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Reminder: Pig ran to the cops and the court because he was too afraid to meet a sweet Polish lad for a drink.
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Nothing a few grapefruit beers cant resolve
What a fall from grace. Almost looks like a normal dude there. Standard def was good to Anth.
Idk, he looks like an N64 Goldeneye character in this pic.
His level of self-awareness is not good.
He can tweet shit like this and then deny having a persona. Just through casual observation you can tell that he’s not a badass doing the superhero pose all day.View attachment 44344
Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@MockRamblings I'm all business and…
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He’s overfed and self-important and runs from his obligations.
He’s the last person you’d want beside you in a foxhole, especially when he makes a point of noting he’s the only atheist in one.
Gumby owned an iron. Fatrick...not so much.
How is Mewler a 'young cat'? I've known of him for 4 years. He's a teenager.
It’s not the rain the cat isn’t taking well, it’s being stuck in a house with Pat. I didn’t know cats could be depressed until I saw a cat that had to live with Pat.
Shit, look at Toothless. Poor little fella was tired of the filth and rape that he committed suicide and joined Twitter.
I shuttered in disgust at my creation.
I hope he’s hit by a truck in front of his shit house.
Most people would see this as someone totally taking the piss and having a laugh.View attachment 44344
Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@MockRamblings I'm all business and…
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It's sometimes hard to process the fact that he ACTUALLY believes this and thinks that everyone else does too.
He thinks he's this John Wick/Jack Reacher esque laser focused, athletic killing machine with genius level intelligence, knicker wetting charisma and is an expert at EVERYTHING. It's hilarious though, how serious he takes it all.
Just to try to intimidate me, make me feel unsafe in my own home; that doesn't work, because I'm 6' tall, 225lbs, experienced, trained fighter. So, if I ever do see any of them in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them--and they all know it.
It’s gonna be great when he finally encounters @covidcumia at Hooli’s. He will absolutely panic and freak out like Josiah 5.
Then we will truly find out what is better in a fight, high school sports or aikido. Hopefully lots of choke slamming occurs, although Patrick is larger than a welterweight.
This is what he thinks would happen if a bunch of Rascals messed with him outside Hooligans. You know he imagines exchanges and one liners etc...
He knows full well that he isn't, or he'd have met Big Dick Andrew at Hooligans.
He just thinks that he can fake it on Twitter for likes.