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"See? It's funny how nothing I say means anything and I'm a total retard!!" One of you creeps just got caught in the act btw. I believe there is another thread about it on here currently. Save yourself before it's too late.




Afrid606: hello

ToolMySweetAss: Get to the point.

Afrid606: assalam-u-allykum

ToolMySweetAss: salaakam salaami!

Afrid606: may i know ur asl?

ToolMySweetAss: Can you read a profile, my Muslim brother.

ToolMySweetAss: ?

Afrid606: yes sister

Afrid606: what do u do?

Afrid606: i means ur study

ToolMySweetAss: I am 13 and I suck a lot of cock.

ToolMySweetAss: It's "required reading" around this household.

ToolMySweetAss: What do you study?

Afrid606: can u send me ur pic?

ToolMySweetAss: No pic.

ToolMySweetAss: You?

Afrid606: no

ToolMySweetAss: Where are you from, my Koran-lovin Motherfucker?

Afrid606: pakistan

Afrid606: r u muslim?

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck yes!

ToolMySweetAss: What time is it there?

Afrid606: 6:50am

Afrid606: n there?

ToolMySweetAss: A little early to be pounding the little Muhammed, eh?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: yes

ToolMySweetAss: You wanna fuck or what?

Afrid606: no

Afrid606: bcoze i m muslim

Afrid606: n strong muslim

Afrid606: understand

ToolMySweetAss: Ooooh, ok.

ToolMySweetAss: But I believe Muhammed once said that to beat your cock silly like a spoiled child is to love God.

ToolMySweetAss: Do you jack off towards mecca?

Afrid606: can u talk in urdu?

ToolMySweetAss: Sure but I won't understand one Goddamned thing you say!

Afrid606: plz urdu men baat karo

ToolMySweetAss: Can I talk to you in Pig-Latin or is that too pork related for your

tastes?

Afrid606: i dont know other language

Afrid606: i know just urdu

ToolMySweetAss: If you had to fuck Bhudda or Salman Rushdie, who would you fuck?

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: yes

Afrid606: i have told u

Afrid606: that

Afrid606: i didnt understand englsh

ToolMySweetAss: Understand Salman Rushdie?

ToolMySweetAss: Understand Fuck Muhammed in the ass?

Afrid606: hey

ToolMySweetAss: Bin Laden is a homo!

Afrid606: keep ur language

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck the Koran!

Afrid606: else of i will kill u

ToolMySweetAss: Piss on pakistan!

ToolMySweetAss: Shit in the mouth of Allah!

ToolMySweetAss: Say it!

ToolMySweetAss: Say you shit in Allahs dirty mouth!

ToolMySweetAss: Hello?

Afrid606: weldon weldon weldon ,,,what r u thinking miss that u r good working

Afrid606: shame on

Afrid606: dear

Afrid606: shame on

Afrid606: i was not think

Afrid606: u

Afrid606: as

ToolMySweetAss: Fuck Allah!

Afrid606: shame on

ToolMySweetAss: Satanic Verses Rule!

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Muhammed sucks goats cocks!

Afrid606: i request u

Afrid606: i request u

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Request I shove my cock in your dirty ass!

Afrid606: dont tell as words

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: misssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: i join my hand

ToolMySweetAss: Tell me you want to fuck me.

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Afrid606: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ToolMySweetAss: Religion is bullshit.

Afrid606: i cannot bear

ToolMySweetAss: Stop killing people.

Afrid606: who is killing?

ToolMySweetAss: Stop treating women like shit, you fucking camel-rapist!

ToolMySweetAss: Women are beautiful and should be naked.

Afrid606: 1st u tell me

ToolMySweetAss: You treat women like dung!

Afrid606: who is killing

ToolMySweetAss: Islam is shit!

Afrid606: do u undersytand urdu?

ToolMySweetAss: No, fuckhead.

ToolMySweetAss: I understand English, Satan's native tongue.

Afrid606: if u r be on my front then i tell uthat who m i

Afrid606: now as u want to say

Afrid606: say

Afrid606: but if u r on my front then u couldnt say these words

ToolMySweetAss: I love no God.

Afrid606: i m very dangourus

Afrid606: understand

ToolMySweetAss: Allah is shit, Jesus couldn't holdBhuddas jock.

Afrid606: u r telling a lie

ToolMySweetAss: Sure,

ToolMySweetAss: Dangerous.

Afrid606: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ToolMySweetAss: I fear you.

Afrid606: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Afrid606: get out

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking homo.

Afrid606: misss kelly

Afrid606: get out

Afrid606: i dont want to talk with u

ToolMySweetAss: You fucking suck.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
How much and who do I pay?
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