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How drunk and fat too.How poor and desperate do you have to be to travel to LA and use public transport. Car hire costs almost nothing there.
Not even mentioning the crazy homeless people you have to deal with on LA public transportation.How poor and desperate do you have to be to travel to LA and use public transport. Car hire costs almost nothing there.
Psychotic homeless crackhead negroids can't ride next to you in a Hertz Chrysler either.How drunk and fat too.
He doesnt realize how far people commute in LA. He thinks everyone lives near the center of the city and you can just take a train like NY.
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241sq.mi. vs. 4,084 sq.mi.
Not everyone is staying in a hotel downtown you retard.
Wait, you mean to tell me there isn't a subway that takes you directly from Rodeo Drive to Topanga Canyon?? Get out of here!This is exactly it.
As a midwestern rube he simply lacks any frame of reference. LA is an urban sprawl hellscape over mountains and deserts. It's enormous. The idea it has a subway effectively servicing the entire Greater LA area is buttfucking stone dumb retarded.
I hope when he eventually visits Boston for a Brewers game, he gets stuck on the Orange Line in 120 degree summer underground humidity for 3 hours and has to face the wrath of terrified Bostonians after his sweaty hog-farts have filled the subway car.
It’s amazing how closed off he is to reality - it’s “I did it so everyone else must be able to do it” mentality which is one of a slow child.Nobody uses it because downtown LA is just 10 kikes in a skyscraper surrounded by thousands of cracked out coons living in tents, you braindead Wisconsin rube.
I like that he said “used it exclusively” like it’s special. You used it to go to the tourist spots, stupid. Tourist traps are for rubes that don’t like in LA.How poor and desperate do you have to be to travel to LA and use public transport. Car hire costs almost nothing there.
Pat couldnt even afford to rent in downtown LA to take advantage of the subway systemIt’s amazing how closed off he is to reality - it’s “I did it so everyone else must be able to do it” mentality which is one of a slow child.
My parents always told me never take the blue or orange line. Lots of pats neighborsThis is exactly it.
As a midwestern rube he simply lacks any frame of reference. LA is an urban sprawl hellscape over mountains and deserts. It's enormous. The idea it has a subway effectively servicing the entire Greater LA area is buttfucking stone dumb retarded.
I hope when he eventually visits Boston for a Brewers game, he gets stuck on the Orange Line in 120 degree summer underground humidity for 3 hours and has to face the wrath of terrified Bostonians after his sweaty hog-farts have filled the subway car.
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