Not that there's anything wrong with it!
However, isn't it a man's dream to raise a boy and teach him sports, how to hunt, how to be a protector and provider, and have the little man grow up to give him grandchildren and a legacy?
A girl would have less to do with him and be under her mother's tutelage. She'd then grow up to take another man's name (except bull dyke Niki of course).
Pat didn't give a fuck what gender she was going to be though; he couldn't sign her away fast enough. And he signed her away three times at that!
Meanwhile, Jon's little guys are going to know all about knives, trucks (instead of girly, pretend 'muscle' cars), hunting, and providing.
When they get older they'll build homes with their own hands rather than toy space ships. They'll kill elk and moose while Pig tends to his retaining wall's chives and rosemary. Cough.. homo!
Adrienne will always be protected and adored by strong men in her life (her husband and sons). It's probably the highest blessing a woman could achieve. What can Pig expect? His cats eating his greasy cheeks after he drops dead alone in the half hovel's bathroom.
However, isn't it a man's dream to raise a boy and teach him sports, how to hunt, how to be a protector and provider, and have the little man grow up to give him grandchildren and a legacy?
A girl would have less to do with him and be under her mother's tutelage. She'd then grow up to take another man's name (except bull dyke Niki of course).
Pat didn't give a fuck what gender she was going to be though; he couldn't sign her away fast enough. And he signed her away three times at that!
Meanwhile, Jon's little guys are going to know all about knives, trucks (instead of girly, pretend 'muscle' cars), hunting, and providing.
When they get older they'll build homes with their own hands rather than toy space ships. They'll kill elk and moose while Pig tends to his retaining wall's chives and rosemary. Cough.. homo!
Adrienne will always be protected and adored by strong men in her life (her husband and sons). It's probably the highest blessing a woman could achieve. What can Pig expect? His cats eating his greasy cheeks after he drops dead alone in the half hovel's bathroom.
