Reminder of the time Pat claimed that someone called a tow company to tow his car

[Phish]

Didn't he also claim he chased off the tow truck driver with a "hail of bullets" or some bullshit? I can't wait until quasi's flatbed comes to haul that piece of shit off to auction while a few sheriffs look on with their hands on their tazers and he's just a blubbering mess.

Idk brothaman. Seems like youre taking some artistic liberties with the retell of this tale. I recall Star Wars and Star Trek fans getting in a real life shoot out but not with the repomen.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Some old friends of mine were badass repomen. The kind of guys you wouldnt dare fuck with. Ive told stories of them “stealing” cars out of the ghetto before. They took all the calls noone else wanted to touch with a 10ft pole. If they had a motorcycle to reposses, they would literally kick it over and hook a winch up to it and drag it onto the flatbed. They would drag Pats piece of shit 1/4 mile down the alley on its hood then haul it away to the junkyard.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Had the tow company done that as he described, the company would have lost its license.

In short, Fatrick lied. And is obese. Possibly fucks children. Definitely owes Quasi.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Idk brothaman. Seems like youre taking some artistic liberties with the retell of this tale. I recall Star Wars and Star Trek fans getting in a real life shoot out but not with the repomen.

SEE I'M NOT JUST DRUNK

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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Comedy pays the mortgage, child.

 

[RickReternal]

Didn't he also claim he chased off the tow truck driver with a "hail of bullets" or some bullshit? I can't wait until quasi's flatbed comes to haul that piece of shit off to auction while a few sheriffs look on with their hands on their tazers and he's just a blubbering mess.

An atalker or video crew needs to be there that day to capture those moments.

 

[Turk February]

I really wish there was a way to put the bat signal out to have everyone stop messing with Pat for a few months just to see what other innocuous perfectly ordinary things are gang stalking him in his mind.

 

[Phish]

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Makin that cawksukker Phish eat his words in real time. True kang shit right there. He honestly thinks its a good idea to declare he shot his guns off at innocent tow truck drivers performing their daily duties at work!?! Whats fucking lunatic. We don’t fuck with this fat fuck enough

 

[1073waaf]

Unrelated to the post, but who cuts Pat's grass? Or where does he keep his lawnmower?

His lawn is like 3’x4’. He probably uses scissors.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Even though he made up the story, it's great that his first thought whenever he sees any commercial vehicle idling outside is, "What have they done now?" We win by doing nothing.