Reminder: Judith "Mama Raven" Tomlinson is on twitter

[guest]

I think I hate Profound Pat more than any other of his incarnations.

I think I hate Profound Pat more than any other of his incarnations.

We’re all so alike! Curious, seeking contact,
EXCEPT FOR FILTHY ASSHOLES WHO DARE NOT TO AGREE WITH ME THAT KILLING BABIES IS AWESOME!!!!!

 

[guest]

Pajeet S Tomalalajalason, I may never recover from that one.

Lol, was just about to post this.

 

[Meownaw]

Pajeet S Tomalalajalason, I may never recover from that one.

For me it was the sci-fi bowel towels and Unflushable pooper wiper.

 

[NigelCumia]

She talks just like him minus the "thank you" tweet.

I think it's highly likely she condicedingly called him child growing up and he's had a chip on his shoulder about it ever since.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I like that she sorta contradicts his tall tale about her rum balls. Did she chime in on his story about how she kicked everyone's ass in a Korn (?) mosh pit?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Mama Ravens aunt drank Horse Milk as a baby. Fucking rube.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I like that she sorta contradicts his tall tale about her rum balls. Did she chime in on his story about how she kicked everyone's ass in a Korn (?) mosh pit?

It was SlipKnot, child. And she slapped harder than the band, child.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Mama Ravens aunt drank Horse Milk as a baby. Fucking rube.

Spoiler alert: It was horse cum.

 

[guest]

And how many types of milk do you need to try before you settle on horse? Vile inbred yokels.

I think we can't imagine how yokely they are. Her and her old cunt aunt come from pre-formula times, and were such bumpkins that they didn't live anywhere near a supermarket or any store their parents horse drawn carriage could reach. This is in the 1950s and they didn't have a car or truck. So no formula, no store bought milk. Too poor to own a cow. Nature wanted the Tomlinson line dead so no mother's milk. Judith's parents were well-to-do so they had the goat. The aunt didn't settle on horse milk, it was the only mammal juice available to her poorer than an Okie in the great depression ass

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is she the one who got cornholed in the back of a 56 Studebaker?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Judith and her aunt guzzled their “milk” direct from the spigot.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Spoiler alert: It was horse cum.

^

Notice how she didn't specify milk; just "horse's".

Sick, sick people.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

^

Notice how she didn't specify milk; just "horse's".

Sick, sick people.

Imagine how disappointed she was, after a childhood of sucking off farm animals, to go to bed with Pat’s father. I bet she emasculated him daily in front of their kids and strangers. They were the American rube version of Charlie and Stella.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I think we can't imagine how yokely they are. Her and her old cunt aunt come from pre-formula times, and were such bumpkins that they didn't live anywhere near a supermarket or any store their parents horse drawn carriage could reach. This is in the 1950s and they didn't have a car or truck. So no formula, no store bought milk. Too poor to own a cow. Nature wanted the Tomlinson line dead so no mother's milk. Judith's parents were well-to-do so they had the goat. The aunt didn't settle on horse milk, it was the only mammal juice available to her poorer than an Okie in the great depression ass

I'd honestly never heard of babies being allergic to mother's milk before the Tomlinson mutants. According to most of what you find on Google, it's not a real thing either.

Being stubborn cunt Tomlinsons, Raven and her son just get something stuck in their head and believe it must be true and that the rest of the world is wrong.

 

[RobertMewler]

I'd honestly never heard of babies being allergic to mother's milk before the Tomlinson mutants. According to most of what you find on Google, it's not a real thing either.

Being stubborn cunt Tomlinsons, Raven and her son just get something stuck in their head and believe it must be true and that the rest of the world is wrong.

She was a school psychologist and probably took a sick pleasure in telling children and/or their parents there was something very wrong with the child psychologically (thus implying they were bad). Psychology is bad enough a pseudoscience but in her hands was no doubt severely damaging. Evidence = Pat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

She was a school psychologist and probably took a sick pleasure in telling children and/or their parents there was something very wrong with the child psychologically (thus implying they were bad). Psychology is bad enough a pseudoscience but in her hands was no doubt severely damaging. Evidence = Pat.

Good point. She was probably the 60s/70s version of deranged cunts like this...

 

[RobertMewler]

Good point. She was probably the 60s/70s version of deranged cunts like this...

I had to tap out 48 seconds in. Die, cunt!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I had to tap out 48 seconds in. Die, cunt!

She was one of the few people I can think of who's more hateable than Patrick.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

^

Notice how she didn't specify milk; just "horse's".

Sick, sick people.

Ha ha she's playing that technically game too

 

[guest]

I'd honestly never heard of babies being allergic to mother's milk before the Tomlinson mutants. According to most of what you find on Google, it's not a real thing either.

Being stubborn cunt Tomlinsons, Raven and her son just get something stuck in their head and believe it must be true and that the rest of the world is wrong.

In Fat's case I think it was that he just didn't enjoy sucking on a tit. Even as a baby, he was a faggot.