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Reminder: Joseph thinks he’s entitled to 50k a year, for life, because he pressed the “record” button and walked to a radio station.

lowend73

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I don’t get how Joe made more than the average US salary pear year without working, probably tax free, and still fucked up his retirement. Did he really think the party would never end?
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Because he is a piece of shit and only served 6 months in the Army;, then no retirement check for Joe. He can still apply for Disability, which I am surprised he has not yet tried to lie and cheat for false medical claims. This is on top of his career as a busker.

Joe would really be almost destitute if Anthony has a stroke
 

Saddam Hussein

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Because he is a piece of shit and only served 6 months in the Army;, then no retirement check for Joe. He can still apply for Disability, which I am surprised he has not yet tried to lie and cheat for false medical claims. This is on top of his career as a busker.

Joe would really be almost destitute if Anthony has a stroke
Imagine living like that. Never thinking about the future. A life of constant consumption. Absolutely zero impulse control or discipline. He’s truly never accomplished anything
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He’s not getting any benefits. If carol dies he’s broke.
You know he thought he was real slick all these years getting by on hand outs or getting paid cash / avoiding reporting income on taxes, etc and now his body is old and breaking down so his “earning” days are limited. Knowing Joe he just assumes “it will all work out” and will get retirement benefits just for being old. He can’t even legally marry Carol because that would put an end to her money coming in from her dead husband.
 

Saddam Hussein

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You know he thought he was real slick all these years getting by on hand outs or getting paid cash / avoiding reporting income on taxes, etc and now his body is old and breaking down so his “earning” days are limited. Knowing Joe he just assumes “it will all work out” and will get retirement benefits just for being old. He can’t even legally marry Carol because that would put an end to her money coming in from her dead husband.
To a guy like him, “it will all work out” means somebody else will step in and take care of him. A man in his sixties
 

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Not like this is real news, but Joe is an infinitely stupid person.

The shipping companies made 400 BILLION between 2020 and 2023, more than all previous years combined, and he's calling the workers selfish, defending billionaires, and blaming the President & VP? What fucking sense does that even make? Oh right, none.

I spilled Sleepytime Tea all over the fucking floor. Where's Joe and Kam???? Suspiciously absent, THAT'S where..
 

Stent

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Some lotteries used to have a thing where you could get a big lump sum amount or instead paid out amounts over years which would total a lot more. Joe is proof that neither of those options actually works out for n-rich retards.
 
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In any other country on Earth, Joe would live in a makeshift shack in the woods, where he'd forage for acorns and develop a severe, wracking cough. Even welfare queens have a stronger work ethic than Joe, as they have to occasionally go to the social services office and sit on an uncomfortable chair for several hours. Joe's voice has no place in society, and he should get down on his creaky knees and thank Christ above that he lives in a country where even pure human garbage gets a vote.
 
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If Trump wins, it will be interesting to see how the right defends his administration. The GOP has no way to reduce the cost of housing, healthcare, retirement or education. Right wingers will have to do some real mental gymnastics to prove to themselves everything is awesome and it’s all because of the President.
It will become the fault of CHYYYNA or Democratic cities they don’t live in.
 
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