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Reminder - In his Robin Williams blog, Fat said Kyle was suicidal after high school.

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Of all pig's insane behavior, the fact that he has to constantly correct that Kyle wasn't a varsity athlete in high school stands out to me as the most crazy. Imagine being a 42 year old man and the athletic accomplishments of your younger brother in high school still mattering to you.

He's truly fucking nuts and extraordinarily fat.
This could be why he was depressed. Imagine the psychological abuse Kyle endured at the hooves of his big brother.
 
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Link just in case he wants to deny this on Twitter.

I entered counseling for a time, searching out new weapons, but growing up with a psychologist for a mother, I knew the score and saw through the manipulations designed to help me find my way out again. My monster turned my intelligence and stubbornness against me, convincing me that it was right using my own greatest strengths and defining characteristics to do it, convincing me that it was actually my voice I was hearing, instead of its lies.

It's jarring to see him admit to being stubborn but then it's instantly negated by calling his own intelligence once of his greatest strengths and defining characteristics.
 

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"Nice strong jawline, handsome."

"You look great with or without hair."

"Congratulations on your real-life accomplishments."

Opens card: "What are three things that will never be said to Patrick s Tomlinson?"


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HIYOOOOOOOOOOO!
 

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I knew the score and saw through the manipulations designed to help me find my way out again.
For someone claiming to have a higher level understanding of psychology and therapy, it is crazy that he calls them "manipulations designed to help me find my way out again". Like a psychologist is thinking "all I have to do is manipulate this rube into feeling good again and then he'll be cured!!!". It's such a basic ass "smartest guy in the room" attitude.

Pat: therapy and psychology are to get you to understand what is going on and why, and then hopefully develop coping skills to keep you going. It's not manipulative in the way you are thinking. And many people who are smarter than you and many therapists/psychologists with much more knowledge than you not only go to therapy regularly but benefit from it. Fat asshole.
 

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"Life was pretty good after college."

Lol. Fawkin liar. That's one of the most Tomlinson Technicalities that ever Technicallied. He wrote with the intent to imply to the reader that he's a college graduate. He should lose all credibility after that first lie.

"I’d moved down to Florida with my best friend, and my girlfriend followed soon after."

I wonder who that best friend was and where he is today? He could probably verify some early Patrick lore.

"We were the pair that our friends looked up to and wanted to emulate."

Riiiiiiight

"Alcohol and sleep medication was all that kept it at bay for a few hours at a time and let me rest."

The more things change...


"I entered counseling for a time, searching out new weapons, but growing up with a psychologist for a mother, I knew the score and saw through the manipulations designed to help me find my way out again."

His mother completely fucked up and she raised a narcissist. Also, the sentence doesn't really make sense- how would he know the score? I doubt he's cracked a psychology book in his fucking life. He's like a college freshman who takes psych 101 and they think they're fucking BF Skinner or Carl Jung. Of course, he never really went to college, so he didn't even do that.
 
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