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Reminder: Bin Laden didn’t do it

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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There was a kid in my 3rd grade class who did a report on Adolf Hitler. He literally dressed up like him and was doing the Seig Heil.

Me? I did my report on Tiger Woods. I guess we had different definitions for the word influential
I cheat on my wife with ugly Perkins waitresses because of Tiger.
 

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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I love when you go a lil bit conspiracy. It's only a matter of time before you say 'fuck politics, it's a sham'... I'm looking forward to this arc

Sue is addicted to contrarianism and “owning” the conservative dad types.

He’s really no different to westborough Baptist church causing drama at funerals for servicemen.

He’s also quite like Hildy, in that he’s a proud inactive homosexual.

Pedophile and homosexual are near enough the same.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Sue is addicted to contrarianism and “owning” the conservative dad types.

He’s really no different to westborough Baptist church causing drama at funerals for servicemen.

He’s also quite like Hildy, in that he’s a proud inactive homosexual.

Pedophile and homosexual are near enough the same.
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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Sue is addicted to contrarianism and “owning” the conservative dad types.

He’s really no different to westborough Baptist church causing drama at funerals for servicemen.

He’s also quite like Hildy, in that he’s a proud inactive homosexual.

Pedophile and homosexual are near enough the same.
You're addicted to being the Dale Gribble of the forum, you're a nihilist. Any look or question into what you actually believe reveals nothing.
 

NoBacon

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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You're addicted to being the Dale Gribble of the forum, you're a nihilist. Any look or question into what you actually believe reveals nothing.

I believe in lots of things, so jot that down.
 

RoTheHo69

SUBPOENA
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Right after 9/11 we had to do some project where we did a write up on someone who had an effect on modern culture. I did Ozzy Osbourne and the teacher was basically like "try again" which was fucking retarded. So I did another one on Bin Laden and made him out to be a great guy. I thought I was being a smart ass and I got an A.
Teachers are the worst. They don't know shit, and they're pussies. I'd love to make them break rocks in Alaska for a few years on the Maggie May Schill rice diet.
 
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