REMINDER: At the age of 19, Patrick went to a Pearl Harbor memorial, saw an elderly Jap crying with kids, and he asked the kids why he was crying.....

[Cptbaldopie]

“Hey Gook child, still sobbing about the ass kicking the Red White and Blue handed your slant eyed ass in 1945?? Enjoy Unit 731, baby doll”.

I would actually like pat if he said this.

 

[SFWA liaison]

is it me or there has been a MASSIVE decrease in tall tales in the last few years? the ridicule got to him? could it be? some semblance of self awareness?

 

[kingship75]

is it me or there has been a MASSIVE decrease in tall tales in the last few years? the ridicule got to him? could it be? some semblance of self awareness?

The idiots won.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

I was getting a lapdance from this Jap broad at a titty bar just outside of Kansas City and she started bawling. I asked her if it was humiliation about her people losing WW2 but apparently it was because she was dead inside from being human trafficked and hooked on drugs.

Ironically her name was Pearl.

More believable than any Fatrick tall tale

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Pat actually prevented the pilot from committing hara kiri right there.

 

[Chive Turkey]

is it me or there has been a MASSIVE decrease in tall tales in the last few years? the ridicule got to him? could it be? some semblance of self awareness?

Same reason the selfies stopped. We bullied it out of him.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

Same reason the selfies stopped. We bullied it out of him.

We've forced him to evolve into a better version of himself; he's just too stupid to realize it.
Instead of whining and soooooing, he should thank us.
Now he just need to lose 70 pounds and work on getting a job

 

[PorqueDealer]

Pat actually prevented the pilot from committing hara kiri right there.

Carries the Tanto around with him to this day, stlaker.