REMINDER: At the age of 19, Patrick went to a Pearl Harbor memorial, saw an elderly Jap crying with kids, and he asked the kids why he was crying.....

[Brooke Shields]

he figured it was because he was humiliated at Japan losing.

https://archive.ph/1IWQ8

Patrick had a "best friend" who was stationed in Pearl Harbor.
Naturally, he went pussy-hounding at a war memorial...

pretentious retard

"Hey babe, why's the old man crying? Still not over that loss in '41?






Hyperbolic lying pig.

 

[Sean Baird]

How many best friends does this faggot have?

- PCJ
Bzzt. Wrong.
- The kid he moved to Florida with
Bzzt. Wrong.
- The kid stationed at Pearl Harbor
Bzzt. Wrong.

I'm a man in my late 30s. I've had the same fucking best friend since I was 10. He lives in another state and I see him once a year but he is my best friend. I've never told a story involving a best friend that involved anyone but him.

What. A fucking. Weirdo.

 

[DominusOdium]

He just makes up stories.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It's so fucking cringey. I also recall him saying that he kept in touch with one of the old jap's grandchildren as a penpal for many years. Maybe it was Keith "Don't Thank The Felon" Yatsuhashi?

 

[Phish]

“Hey Gook child, still sobbing about the ass kicking the Red White and Blue handed your slant eyed ass in 1945?? Enjoy Unit 731, baby doll”.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He's like Brendan Schaub except fatter and dumber.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Despite it happening before he met her, I bet Ade has never heard this story in the decade long relationship he had with her.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He just makes up stories.

Professional author, slatker

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

This much like Joe Cumia on the beach in europe over the summer, both of these wastes of space embellish every story cause they need that hit of me me me attention

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I walked up to the brotosaurus with two 60lb dumbbells and handed them to him like they were pillows, child.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I volunteered at the ASPCA with a former Viet Cong. Fucking ridiculous asshole. lmao

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I walked up to the brotosaurus with two 60lb dumbbells and handed them to him like they were pillows, child.

When I was 19 I went to Pearl Harbor just to change muscle groups, as I do a few times a week in the winter. I saw a sobbing Japanese man there with his family. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large nip, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But he’s bawling and just crushing it. Probably 75-80 tears a minute, for a good 15 minutes.

 

[Sputnik]

First off Pearl Harbor stinks unless you were on mushrooms. Second the only place a person would even get emotional is on the Arizona memorial because it’s essentially a graveyard. And third everyone on that island hates Whitey. So they damn sure weren’t going to profess their sorrows about World War II to them. Fat.

 

[DominusOdium]

I was getting a lapdance from this Jap broad at a titty bar just outside of Kansas City and she started bawling. I asked her if it was humiliation about her people losing WW2 but apparently it was because she was dead inside from being human trafficked and hooked on drugs.

Ironically her name was Pearl.

 

[CuntFucker .]

He was "only nineteen" when he got on an airplane all by himself.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

You gotta love how in every definitely real story by fiction writer Pat, he is the hero and exactly who he would want to look bad (white guy, frat bro, Trump supporter, etc.) is the villain. In this case, everyone else is the villain for not consoling the poor minority (ugly Jap). It took sex-haver Pat to be the man and step up even though he was busy being awesome at other stuff.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kinda sucks we got him to stop posting these obviously made up stories like gym bro one. I thought with blue sky / threads / etc safe spaces it would come back.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

he figured it was because he was humiliated at Japan losing.

https://archive.ph/1IWQ8

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Seems like a "buff" would know that it is abbreviated "WWII" and not "WW:II". It's not a fucking movie sequel, you retard. There's no colon. Unbelievable moron.

 

[Cumiace]

It's very believable because Japanese people are well known for their public emotional outbursts always crying and shouting and whatnot

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It's very believable because Japanese people are well known for their public emotional outbursts always crying and shouting and whatnot

To be fair, this fellow would have been born ~1920 and that generation of men were known to wear their emotions on their sleeves more than folks nowadays