you gonna write some sorta streetlight manifesto or somethin?
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Remember when street lights were low pressure sodium and all public spaces were quiet?
- Thread starter MYTHCHILD
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They have to use LED lights because sodium kills black people. Goddamn niggers. Can't have anything nice.
Industrial Streetlights and It’s Future.
My buddy works with retards and I ran into him babysitting an adult one the other day. I don't even know how it even came up, but the fucking retard got stuck in a loop of saying "Brett Hull. Yep. Brett Hull." He said it like 100 fucking times. We were just talking over him but eventually I looked at the guy and was like "Jesus Christ, man." and my buddy was like "Alright, we gotta go" and dragged the fucker away still babbling about Brett Hull.
ME: THANK YOU!!
He could've meant "butt hole", and was referring to you. Maybe baiting you to throw down, sensing your fear?
“I’ve haven’t finished it and didn’t do all the work. What couldn’t I do?”
Saddam Hussein style blue blockers baby!
He should also wear some mittens so he doesn't claw his own eyes out when he has an autistic meltdown over LOUD NOISES
He wanted to talk about GT's and the Bret Hull posters that came in each box, you fucking prick.
I got that for Xmas one year.
Out of all the moments that one dude has to keep re-living, that one aint too bad.
Honestly the best toboggan I ever had was this tiny inflatable thing that was just big enough to go under your ass and had two handles on the sides. You could fucking FLY on that thing. I remember my dad would even take a couple rips on it when he'd take me because it was legit fun how fast and far you'd go.