Remember when Rick was tricked into buying a bottle of this

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

There are a few variations of this crap and every time I'm in the liquor store I see that $80-$100 price tag and I laugh to myself. I believe the story is he bought it from Hooligan's. They probably got conned and had trouble selling it at the marked up price so they dumped an extra bottle onto their reliable rube at an even more marked up price. Then he celebrated Biden's inauguration with it like it was a bottle of Louis XIII. Not sure if that's less pathetic than celebrating Trump's indictment with an $8 bottle of bubbly.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Im over 30, drink rarely, but when I do its to get sauced. I dont care how it tastes, its all shit.

You ever drink pickleback?

 

[Dog Eater]

 

[PickleRickle]

You ever drink pickleback?

That sounds gay, but I looked it up, and now it just sounds delicious.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Faggot Tomlinson's comedy hero (the guy that taught him to question everything) did a bit on advertising lingo.



Why is Rick too stupid to realise that he's everything his comedy idol mocked?

Carlin never said such thing, stlaker.

 

[patrick is fat]

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GOT EM

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He bought it because he liked the bottle. You can really fool this pig into buying anything. I bet this dummy is first in line after a timeshare tour. Fat idiot.

He probably buys old fashioned shaving butter and hair gel cause it comes in a “manly” rough wood package

 

[Africa.com]

Fucking "Aged at sea".

Pretty sure he was drinking it at breakfast when he originally tweeted about this too. Fat alcoholic rube.

I have a bottle of that. I've used it more for cooking than drinking lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

Remember when he was addicted to MtDew for years? not a rube btw

 

[AntSucks]

Blended whiskey has a very distinctive smell, a little like that smell at 5AM when the bars have all shut, the air is cold and crisp. There's a feint hum of the last nightbus far in the distance. You are bursting for a piss but nowhere is open. You look around for an alleyway, but there's nobody around so fuck it, you piss openly on the street. The piss is slightly warm and the vapor rises up quickly in the cold air and fills your nostrils. Ahhh, just like Jeffersons Ocean Aged At Sea

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So it was trucked from Kentucky to some cargo ship a thousand miles away? Makes sense.

Yeah, the only way that actually happened was if it was a front for human trafficking or something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Especially considering his recent tweets insisting he’s so happy. Do happy people get wasted every fucking day? Or do miserable people use any available means to avoid being present in their own lives and call that happiness? Either way, he’s pretty fat.

The whole reason I drink excessively is to shut my stupid, sad thoughts off for a while at the cost of feeling like shit for most of the next day and whatever it's doing to my insides. I guess if you just stay a little drunk all the time you can trick yourself into thinking you're happy. Nobody downs a bunch of awful tasting poison because they're a happy person. Literally the only benefit of the shit is that it puts you in good spirits.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This shit blows. I got a bottle of Voyage 24 for $80 and it was nasty. For the same price you can get a bottle of Elijah Craig or 4 Roses and actually enjoy it.

4 roses is good shit! I'm so glad it's made a comeback it was big thru the 70s and got lost for 30 years

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

4 roses is good shit! I'm so glad it's made a comeback it was big thru the 70s and got lost for 30 years

I had no idea. I got a bottle of it a few years ago after seeing it pop up on a few top 10 lists and liked it. Whistle Pig has a single barrel bourbon for around the same price that drink purty good, too

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fucking "Aged at sea".

Pretty sure he was drinking it at breakfast when he originally tweeted about this too. Fat alcoholic rube.

For whatever reason I was thinking about this as I was walking to work this morning.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Anyone that doesnt look at booze like this is a fag.

My personal philosophy with hard liquor is that you should either aim to go full aristocrat or full alkie. Make a conscious decision to either be a faggot or completely clueless, cause half-assing it will only make you both.

 

[guest]

I don't know shit about whiskey or shipping logistics, but it's probably "blended" of a bunch of shitty off brand whiskeys or something that's just from excess supply being shipped in containers or whatever? Cost the company peanuts since it's literal garbage and they charge a huge markup?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Looks like something marketed in Facebook ads to rube redditor types.

 

[Clint Ruin]

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I'm amused way too easily

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

So what's the gimmick here? Do they throw a couple barrels on a Louisiana barge for a few minutes?