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Remember when Patrick got on TV and was so ugly & sweaty that the producers tried to hide his face?

stealthygeek

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Let's forget about the fact that he looks like a sweaty, more obese Jackie Gleason and appears to be suffering from alcohol withdrawal as he shakily drinks an unfamiliar liquid.

Look how pathetic that stove is, with the useless tagine taking up a burner because he has no counter space or cabinets. This is a college student's apartment. The previous owner was a slumlord, and unlike cities with a lot of college students and young professionals, this sort of place isn't worth much in a poverty-infested shithole like Milwaukee. Pat and his retarded wife "bought" it and it has not increased in value despite soaring prices for homes.

The only time I've been in an apartment with a stove that small was when I would have a one night stand with some barista who lived in Allston with four roommates. Like 10 years ago. I'm almost a decade younger than Pat. Fucking loser.
The 40 year old stove is hilarious but my favorite part of his kitchen is his fancy new wifi-enabled refrigerator taking up half the doorway because he couldn't be bothered to take 2 minutes to break out a tape measure. Nigger Rich powermove by the Patman.
 
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The 40 year old stove is hilarious but my favorite part of his kitchen is his fancy new wifi-enabled refrigerator taking up half the doorway because he couldn't be bothered to take 2 minutes to break out a tape measure. Nigger Rich powermove by the Patman.
Not sure it's WiFi enabled. It's a cheap, second-hand stainless steel refrigerator that's too big for his tiny ghetto kitchen. When he posted photos of it lit up after he bought it and installed it you could see the icons for the water and ice maker in the door were errored out because that shitty kitchen isn't equipped with a water line for that refrigerator to properly function. That's why he's drinking tap water in that gross, sweaty, autistic water drinking video clip. Nice waste of money on an impulse buy, stupid.
 

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The 40 year old stove is hilarious but my favorite part of his kitchen is his fancy new wifi-enabled refrigerator taking up half the doorway because he couldn't be bothered to take 2 minutes to break out a tape measure. Nigger Rich powermove by the Patman.
This and then he has the microwave on top of the refrigerator as well.
 

stealthygeek

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Either way, Patrick will be emailing some stern words to them. WWAW who produces this shit?
Rosemary Cafferkey produced the episode Jennifer was supposed to appear in.

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I can't prove it but Pat knows it's true and he hates that I know [URL]https://onaforums.net/threads/pat-was-interviewed-about-his-atalkers-for-a-bloomberg-docuseries-and-then-promptly-left-on-the-cutting-room-floor-for-being-unlikable.38184/[/URL]
Just post a clip of the proof you claimed to have.
 
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