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And if he tried it would have been an autographed copy of one of his shitty books he couldn't give away or some homemade chili.And you know he didn’t tip them
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And if he tried it would have been an autographed copy of one of his shitty books he couldn't give away or some homemade chili.And you know he didn’t tip them
This faggot is a ford fanboy who has probably never incorporated "planned obsolescence" into his vocabulary out of sheer stubborness and stupidity, but he is also a scifi writer... so I say he's about 60 years ahead of the curve in his trust of phones to not be pieces of shit they want you to break.Exactly - I’ll have to see if I can find a photo but the waterproof phone was big and bulky - wasn’t really even meant for your pocket but a bag or army fatigue pants and could only make phone calls. For someone to think a small smartphone that the screen can crack if you drop it on a wood floor hard enough is water proof is insane and stupid. Plus very fat.
When I sold cars (have I ever mentioned that?!?) I sold a jeep wrangler to a retired guy (he had a high position in finance so he was well off) who had written and published (or self published) a book he wrote in retirement and he gave me and my sales manager copies of his book signed. Funny part was his wife joked “you want any more copies? We got a couple boxes in the garage full of them!”And if he tried it would have been an autographed copy of one of his shitty books he couldn't give away or some homemade chili.
I'm sure they were the first thing in the garbage when he died.When I sold cars (have I ever mentioned that?!?) I sold a jeep wrangler to a retired guy (he had a high position in finance so he was well off) who had written and published (or self published) a book he wrote in retirement and he gave me and my sales manager copies of his book signed. Funny part was his wife joked “you want any more copies? We got a couple boxes in the garage full of them!”
But I bet you’re right, the “hot sauce” he probably gives to bartenders instead of cash tips. He’s such a piece of shit.
I bet he likes going to new bars just so he can give out his shit books / hot sauce instead of cash tips like an asshole.I'm sure they were the first thing in the garbage when he died.
There is al least one recorded instance of this and the bartender luckily had to wear a covid mask so he could hide his real feelings.When I sold cars (have I ever mentioned that?!?) I sold a jeep wrangler to a retired guy (he had a high position in finance so he was well off) who had written and published (or self published) a book he wrote in retirement and he gave me and my sales manager copies of his book signed. Funny part was his wife joked “you want any more copies? We got a couple boxes in the garage full of them!”
But I bet you’re right, the “hot sauce” he probably gives to bartenders instead of cash tips. He’s such a piece of shit.
I remember that, he said “another satisfied customer” when he obviously didn’t want it and was taking a picture for the fat idiot in hopes he would THEN give him a real cash tip.There is al least one recorded instance of this and the bartender luckily had to wear a covid mask so he could hide his real feelings.
I hope that guy was working when one of the faxes of Pat sucking Trump's cock was sent.I remember that, he said “another satisfied customer” when he obviously didn’t want it and was taking a picture for the fat idiot in hopes he would THEN give him a real cash tip.
That poor bartender never got that tip and probably lurks here.
“Here’s a copy of my novel. Buy the other one.”And you know he didn’t tip them
He posted that his phone's data was retrievable, but he would have to pay a large sum to have that done. He never followed up on that, but it's safe to assume the mother in law paid for that too, along with the new phone.Funniest part of his scheme was he forgot to back up his "evidence folder" before he destroyed his phone. So anyone who texted him prior to 2023 is off the hook now because he has no documentation it happened. Not that it mattered. All this demonstrates is he never had a real evidence folder to begin with.
Verizon / Sprint
That’s usually Boost Mobile or T Mobile. I do have T Mobile but the point stands.You definitely lived or are in a chocolate city.
Yeah boost is full on n.That’s usually Boost Mobile or T Mobile. I do have T Mobile but the point stands.
I thought Sprint went out of business.Yeah boost is full on n.
Not twenty years ago.I thought Sprint went out of business.
Enjoy prison.Not twenty years ago.
Outside of Philly in the suburbs - majority we sold was Verizon - I barely remember anyone going with sprint and we pushed Verizon heavy. This was 2003 / 2004 when Nokia was still a major cell phone and Cingular was competition.You definitely lived or are in a chocolate city.
Pat's probably got tricked into believing you can recharge your cellphone in the microwave.
Cingular used AT&T towers and was a reseller. Boost and T-Mobile leased and use AT&T towers too. Verizon and AT&T use different technologies, or did last time I looked. AT&T uses TDMA/GSM, and Verizon uses CDMA which is more reliable.Outside of Philly in the suburbs - majority we sold was Verizon - I barely remember anyone going with sprint and we pushed Verizon heavy. This was 2003 / 2004 when Nokia was still a major cell phone and Cingular was competition.
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